one day someone's going to market a progammable toaster that can do this


any Dragons out there want to back me?
(MontyyouterribleCUNT now go get your fucking shinebox, Fri 13 Jun, 10:42, More)

Pac-Man Pizza (how predictable)

Click for greasy hugeness of the cheese pizza with herb-pile eye and line of jaffas for pills. (jaffas are australian sweets)

Taken a few years back, but seeing as I've de-lurked after 5 years lurking it ain't a pearoast.
(ferret, Fri 13 Jun, 4:32, More)

Look, a knob shaped like a cayke:

original MNSFW for them that's curious what it was on about below

( WiL Created for the BBC and chosen by Dave, Thu 12 Jun, 21:43, More)

so not worth the hassle of resizing =P


but compo entry of willy sweeties =]
( Kaydie shh, quiet, you might piss somebody off, Thu 12 Jun, 21:25, More)

Tried this?
[Mod edit: WOAH WOAH WOAH steady on there old chap. Not everyone wants to look at a photo of a dick, have a little consideration please.]
(Major Lee, Thu 12 Jun, 20:13, More)

Finally an image challeneg I can attempt...


More pics Including my friend attempting to deepthroat it...
(thelevellers I have Cows., Thu 12 Jun, 17:28, More)

B3ta in the Kitchen(er)


Any ideas on how to get animated gif file size down?
( Panjandrum is a big explodey wheel, Thu 12 Jun, 17:10, More)

Hmm TOAP pearoast


Bon-appetit
( edz314 smelled the glove on, Thu 12 Jun, 15:11, More)

i distrust its lumpy, turd-like demeanor more than its cock-like shape
but while, i'm here i'll roast for the compo

though technically, it's cheating because
(i) i drew on it in tattyshop
(ii) my mum cooked it, not me
( plentyofants quite fancies trachea transplant woman, Thu 12 Jun, 14:01, More)

cocks cakes and zombies
it would seem that reading up, pearoast are rather bad in any sence of the word, and in fear of getting pounced upon by startin a thread with an old picture, it leaves me to repost the pearoast somewhere like here! so in all its glory is a cake, its not even that impressive now.

P.s. i love the haribo cock, i remember that newsletter!
(Elmyra He's a home-brew duck... Quack! Quack!, Thu 12 Jun, 12:15, More)

( The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 12 Jun, 11:34, More)

And here's one I made earlier...

(YayLady is cold, Thu 12 Jun, 11:31, More)

now that's using your loaf
here's one I made earlier

( stereoroid in mono where available, Thu 12 Jun, 0:51, More)

a bowl of mint choclate chip icecream and some fried rice and singapore noodles.

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch: drink my milk, it is poison., Thu 12 Jun, 0:20, More)

well, it's not really cooking but...

(fudge n rasberries)
( chezzo is young and bored of being young and bored, Thu 12 Jun, 0:01, More)

summart cooking related
i couldn't eat this apple, but it did make and awsome pie

( Dances with Rabbits hello, is it me you're looking for?, Wed 11 Jun, 22:57, More)

Hello Johnny!

(delboyonline E.T. You're So Big!, Wed 11 Jun, 22:09, More)

Tarts!
A proper meal, pork crackling, yorkshire pud, veg, bread and TARTS!






(littlefish says Woo! new screenwipe!, Wed 11 Jun, 21:25, More)

I was once in a play called Losing Faith- about toys in a toybox
And one of the guys played a troll.

So I cooked a gingerbread version of him.



And then I ate him.

We then sent the pictures to his mobile. He didn't talk to use for a fortnight. Drama people, eh?
( Peter Davison - I was once in Jonathan Creek, you know, Wed 11 Jun, 21:16, More)

REN AND STIMPY! YAY!
TJ :
( SkUG .co.uk: has disco lights installed in his forehead, Wed 11 Jun, 21:14, More)