one day someone's going to market a progammable toaster that can do this


any Dragons out there want to back me?
( MontyyouterribleCUNT putting the RAPE into X Factor, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:42, More)

Pac-Man Pizza (how predictable)

Click for greasy hugeness of the cheese pizza with herb-pile eye and line of jaffas for pills. (jaffas are australian sweets)

Taken a few years back, but seeing as I've de-lurked after 5 years lurking it ain't a pearoast.
( ferret -> this space for rent <-, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 4:32, More)

Look, a knob shaped like a cayke:

original MNSFW for them that's curious what it was on about below

( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:43, More)

so not worth the hassle of resizing =P


but compo entry of willy sweeties =]
( Kaydie wishes she was a little bit hyphy, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:25, More)

Tried this?
[Mod edit: WOAH WOAH WOAH steady on there old chap. Not everyone wants to look at a photo of a dick, have a little consideration please.]
(Falcon, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:13, More)

Finally an image challeneg I can attempt...


More pics Including my friend attempting to deepthroat it...
(thelevellers realised he hasn't left the house all day again, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:28, More)

B3ta in the Kitchen(er)


Any ideas on how to get animated gif file size down?
( Panjandrum is erasmussing like mad, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:10, More)

Hmm TOAP pearoast


Bon-appetit
( edz314 smelled the glove on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:11, More)

i distrust its lumpy, turd-like demeanor more than its cock-like shape
but while, i'm here i'll roast for the compo

though technically, it's cheating because
(i) i drew on it in tattyshop
(ii) my mum cooked it, not me
( plentyofants thanks for the birthday card, internets people, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:01, More)

cocks cakes and zombies
it would seem that reading up, pearoast are rather bad in any sence of the word, and in fear of getting pounced upon by startin a thread with an old picture, it leaves me to repost the pearoast somewhere like here! so in all its glory is a cake, its not even that impressive now.

P.s. i love the haribo cock, i remember that newsletter!
(Elmyra He's a home-brew duck... Quack! Quack!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:15, More)

( The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:34, More)

And here's one I made earlier...

(YayLady is cold, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:31, More)

now that's using your loaf
here's one I made earlier

( stereoroid yes, I'm a-Twit-ter, same name, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:51, More)

a bowl of mint choclate chip icecream and some fried rice and singapore noodles.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:20, More)

well, it's not really cooking but...

(fudge n rasberries)
( chezzo is young and bored of being young and bored, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:01, More)

summart cooking related
i couldn't eat this apple, but it did make and awsome pie

( Dances with Rabbits A Lemon entry my dear Watson, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:57, More)

Hello Johnny!

(delboyonline Len Goodman, You're So Big!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:09, More)

Tarts!
A proper meal, pork crackling, yorkshire pud, veg, bread and TARTS!






(littlefish is new and refreshed, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:25, More)

I was once in a play called Losing Faith- about toys in a toybox
And one of the guys played a troll.

So I cooked a gingerbread version of him.



And then I ate him.

We then sent the pictures to his mobile. He didn't talk to use for a fortnight. Drama people, eh?
( Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:16, More)

REN AND STIMPY! YAY!
TJ :
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:14, More)