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# this is for all the joiners out there


I cannot believe that half a million people would sign up for this kind of bollocks.

PS There's a tiny bit of TOAP action going on here.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# What does me making tables have to do with Facebook?

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Carpentry is a known "gateway drug" to online social networking

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Fair enough,
But Joinery isnt Carpentry! Silly Rev!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)
# *hides face in shame*

*does a bit of crying*

*Nails hand to door as a reminder for next time*

*does some more crying*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# there's also a bit of RISing

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# de-Ris in progress
This was in a "news" feed I noticed on Facebook. People I know have actually joined this online petition created by some devil to whip up the masses into hysteria. Based on a year-old news story.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)
# aah see there's the problem
i'm currently of the frame of mind where yesterday's news is hard to recall, think i'll sit this one out :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)
# ummmmmm
no. no thanks.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# I signed up a couple of years ago as you do
and still cannot delete my account
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Mood: LOLing
Listening to: Carole King--It's Too Late
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# SOMETHING INSIDE HAS DIED AND I
CAN'T CHANGE HOW I FEEL
I CAN'T FAKE IT
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# TRY HAMSTERS WITH MORE STAYING POWER

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Pffft
*coughing fit*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)
# bollocks
same as bein on here fool
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# b3ta is not like facebook
we've got more magenta cocks
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# ok
;)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# hi
nice ear ;)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# If you ask me,
the internet needs more creepy chat up lines.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# shit
did i not shout surprise first?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# It's not just that,
you forgot to ask if she has a webcam.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# you dropped this.... "CAN I SNUGGLE IN YOUR BREASTS? I'M SO RANDOM LOLOLOLOLOLOL"

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# You fucking stud

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# proudly farming the youth since 1987

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# now now boys

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# rude dont look at my ear lol

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# dont mock my facebook friend
Fucking Newb is AOK in my book. He sends me tons of fun games and 'are you hot or not?' applications..

random pic from the server:

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I like your random pic from the server:

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# i'm particularly taken by the wobbliness factor

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# This happened when I made a still image bigger and smaller in firefox:
Linked due to size
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# ha, madness

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# i like all your pics
so no comment from me on your pics is basicly a woo yay houpla. just so you know ;)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Thanks :D
Have a recent pic from my b3tards:

Click for bigger

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
# very nicely

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# this is ace!
who is it?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# The b3tan Arahan
He's Caewan's local friend.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)
# alexie sayle?

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# ^this

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Fucking terrifying

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Camera was tripping.

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)
# What the fuck is this shit?

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)
# doesnt a group like this pop up every couple of weeks?

Have an unoptimised hypnotic spinning aardman meatspin
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# It probably does. And every week there'll be another half-million eager saviours...
and thank you. am feeling suitably hypnotized. it's soothing.

...



*throws up onto keyboard*

Good night, board.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Ooohh....
This is actually really soothing.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# the babies are on their way!

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# !?

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# my sister's babies
they're on their way right now, her waters broke all over the kitchen floor.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Ewwwww babiesss.
Best of luck to her :]
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Meatspin
*snigger*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# SRACIST

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)
# SCUNTHORPE

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)
# fuckbook?

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I did a doodle that i'm quite proud of

So I did a desktop size too :)
Click for desktop massive (33KB)

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# aces high
top doodling
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Cheers
took far too long though
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# why the long face?
,
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# MINDPISS

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I'm a horse, you insensitive cunt.

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# If I had a pound for every time I heard that
I'd have £1.50 in my bank account right now.


/hexycordal fan blog
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Who?

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# for some reason my mind had that down as frank turner
but you are right
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Once we were young and we were crass enough to care!

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# but these days i sit alone
known to shout at my tv
and punk rock didn't live up to all i'd hope that it could be
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# oh my goodness yes
seen him live twice, can't wait to see him again at reading
and the really awesome part is that he is a friend of my cousin's
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# i've seen him twice as frank, three times as million dead
and i got drunk with him and reuben about 5 - 6 years back :)

though he doesn't seem to remember when i've met him since :(
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# i didn't realise he had such a following here on b3ta!
i and friends ended up chatting to him about football last time, but i doubt he remembers
he must meet so many people every day you can't blame him though
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Tom is to thank for my discovery of him.
My mum is fond of him now though as well :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# your mum is awesome :)

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)
# have you discovered chris t-t yet?
brilliant protest songs, he's on the same label as frank
best song "when the huntsman comes a-marching" (which frank sometimes covers), best album "9 red songs"
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# No I havent,
I dont suppose you wanna rapidshare it to me on gaz? ;)

I love the cover Frank does of The Postal Service though! They are one of my fave bands!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# what the shit?
gaz me this right now!


please
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
#
here :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# that is amazing

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# sorry, i would
but i actually ended up downloading it from dreaded iTunes in the absence of anywhere else to buy it from, and it is in m4p
you can find it on youtube but awful cameraphone quality :(
however, i ditto your remarks on the postal service
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# i'm going to try and avoid preachiness here but you should buy independent stuff independently
its the only way these places can afford to survive, frank barely sees any cash from an itunes sales anyway
i recommend these guys
www.banquetrecords.com/
also christ t is quite good but he's a bit too directly political for me
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# i know and i am sorry for it :(
i don't iTunes in general, i just wanted to download it for convenience's sake and couldn't find anywhere else
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# fair enough, i'm a big big advocate of buying cds that are worth paying for
banquet are ace as well. they write a little handwritten note in each cd on a post it for you too. telling you their favourite track on the alubm and stuff
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# when i was young
it seemed that life was so wonderful
a miracle
oh, it was beautiful, magical
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Logical?

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# no
but then they sent me away
to teach me how to be sensible, responsible
oh, logical, practical
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# you comes from a land on a distant shore
the land of revolution and agincourt
and a kings bloodstain on a tri-colore
with a culture a little too high, for an english boy like me
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)
# i come from a land down under

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Fraggle Rock?

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# pfff!
you big silly!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# oh chezzo.
oh dear chezzo.

hexy is lovely and his cd is great and all but comparing him with the Second Coming of Christ like that. pshhhawww
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# BE MY ALIBI LOLZ

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# lets not be childish

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I'm not being, I just can't remember the exact lyrics

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# oh ok, nevermind then

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# :]

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)
# May I come out of lurkage to say
:D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# No
No you may not
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# yay!
why the long face?
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# to catch the mindpiss ^

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I like this doodle

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# result of a night of Painkiller and stoned creativity
I recommend both activities :)
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# and so you should be.

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Ning lady!
Whats with the name change?
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# it's shop a fat celeb week
so i've changed my name in honour of the compo.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Fair enough :)
Why werent you Literal Sign Smash Monkey last week then? ;D
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# i have nothing to do with literal signs
but i am celebrating my last 2 weeks of utter fatness.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Are you going for the surgery then?

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)
# yes
i go in on the 23rd. i'm excited, but shitting it, too. so is my sis, her waters broke an hour ago, she's having twins!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Is shitting it the normal way of giving birth?
I've been severely misinformed.
Also, good luck to her.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# i don't kno if she's going to shit them out
but my nephew is here, he's a little shit :D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# MONKEYSKELETONELEPHANT THING!

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# YES!

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# That's very nice.

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# thankee kindly

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I was told to click this
so I will











*click*
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# god sent you for a pack of smokes
and a tub of popcorn
and a few lemon bacardi breezers
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Aww, cheer up death!
Woo, I gots me an icon finally!

G'NITE B3TA!
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# bravo!

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# *clicks*

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# cheers Prof. :)

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Looks like the "death of" one those aliens in the bar from StarWars.
Woo.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# he was originally going to be in a suit
may do another one ashally :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Wrong trousers

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# is that a penis in his hand?

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# nope
he's just pleased to see you.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Is that my penis in your hand?

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# is that my hand on your penis?

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Crowded here, isn't it

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# is this the lingerie section?

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# It's Ireland's biggest lingerie section, I understand

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Is that my hand in your penis?

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# is that my gland in your pianist?

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# is that pianist on your gland

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
#

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# This would make a fantastic frame for some arts.

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AAARRRGH!!
HAHAHAH FUCK!!
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Haha!
didn't see that coming.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# bratwurst
pat pat
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# At first I thought this was some kind of poem.
Perhaps I still do.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# bratwurst pat pat
me and my friend matt
went to the shop
blah blah (insert excellent rhyme here)
and then they all had bourbons. yay
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# hold on i fucked it up

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# *applause*
The line "hold on i fucked it up" really gets to me inside.

*cries*
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# ode to sausage
bratwurst pat pat
frankfurter slap slap
saveloy
...
hold on i fucked it up
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# top work
*cheers*
*weeps*
*wanks*
*weeps again*
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# This is that saveloy Marwood offered to Danny
free of charge
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# have either of you got shoes?

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Don't go there this late

"Are you the farmer?

Of course he's the fucking farmer"

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# my favourite line has to be
"i fuck arses... who fucks arses? maybe he fucks arses!"
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Perhaps he wrote this
in some moment of drunken sincerity

..We are in considerable danger
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I must say,
that represents a level of hypocrisy in you that I'd previously suspected, but not noticed due to your highly evasive skills.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Fuck off you, you always seem around when i've got to be responsible and go to bed

Meeting my kid brother tomorrow at work :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Sorry I had to rush out to meet policemen and firemen.
which is ironic considering tonight's conversation.
Some chap decided to park a van at the end of my drive then recreate towering inferno. A small distraction but fun.

Enjoy your brother. I have work in the morning too.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)
# woo
in other news pedantry can alienate your friends linky cos its too big for the board but any smaller and you can't read it
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# NO BEIN HORRINBLE.

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Thats tops!
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Hahahahahah rofl

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Something I've been doing for work*


I imagine him rowing away from the Spanish for dear life.

Bigger fish to fry


*It seems the only images I post these days are work related - perhaps I need to get a better work/b3ta balance?
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I like this muchly!
Woo!
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