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(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)

eeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WHERE'S THE PAN? WHERE'S THE OFFICIAL TYPE SCIENCE PUN SPANGING PAN?
(k3b/-\b TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

i've got form...
also made this a while back:

(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)

my mate was on about this the other day
right hand for motors

left hand for generators
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Winthorpe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)

other way round isn't it?

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parttimedogfish woz ere, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)

It's easier to think of left hand for the force on electrons
right hand for conventional current. I can't actually remember what is supposed to be used for "generators" and "motors"
(k3b/-\b TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)

yes
yes it is *just checked wiki*

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Winthorpe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

I have an idea!
Celebrities teach physics! but by accident... maybe we can show the 2 slits experiment by firing a politician at 2 narrow slits at an appreciable fraction of the speed of light
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)

that will lead to: 2 slits experiment and a photo of kim jeong ill
and cries of lacisim.
(k3b/-\b TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!

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Winthorpe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)

hahah

(k3b/-\b TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)

Who caw me shrinty

(Doucement do it slowly..., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)

Experimenting with 2 slits...
That sounds like my kind of fun
*guffaws*
(Tangy is state-funded, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)

that too

(k3b/-\b TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)

i had
a physics teacher who could form his hand for the right hand rule but not the left. He had to use his other hand to put his fingers in position. There was nothing wrong with his hand, he was just really mal-coordinated. We mocked him for it.
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)

HAHAHAHA

(k3b/-\b TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)

he was the worst practical physist ever...
managed to break not one but three of those vacuum flasks with the anode and cathode in so can show a circle of luminous electrons (can't remember the experiment name now, or why we did it).
he did it by mis-reading the voltage levels and putting the decimal point in the wrong place.... there was a nice arc and not much afterwards.....
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

aaah the theorist that tried to experiment
tis probably Thompson's charge to mass ratio experiment. The only thing I managed to break in a physics experiment was a coke bottle...
(k3b/-\b TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)

the guy was a liability
Managed to electrocute me several times with one of the those step up/down transformers... massive voltage nearly no current, accidentally touches me... ouch.
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)

jeremy beadle?

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Winthorpe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

..?

(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)

haha

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Winthorpe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)

!
My physics teacher was scared of the Van der Graaf generator! Never used to touch the thing.
(Tangy is state-funded, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)

what a pussy!
the Whimshurst machine worries me but only because I've copped a few shocks off it. I also got lucky with a live DC supply once, makes me think I should check whether they are live or not.
(k3b/-\b TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)

ummmm
B is usually field and should be along the index finger
and it's flemmings rule

And I don't get it...
(k3b/-\b TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)

you are probably right
this is why i got a D in physics A-level..... that and I made this 5 years ago back when i couldn't be arsed to check my sources.
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)

I'm hungover and feeling particularly pedantic
sorry for being an arse.

for some reason best known to the Board of Studies, aussie kids don't learn the fleming hand shape

The idea is they point their fingers for the field, thumb for current and then take a guess as to whether the force comes out the back of their hand or the palm.

so fucking confusing. especially to teach :(

/hates tutoring job blog.
(k3b/-\b TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

*points finger*
stop being an arse/hungover

drink more for full recovery
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Winthorpe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)

gaaaaaaaah
hopefully my sore neck and upset stomach will disappear soon. I have to write more crap for my fesis.
(k3b/-\b TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)

sore neck gah!
bad nights sleep or to much head banging?
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Winthorpe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)

sitting at home crawling into a scotch bottle
in a bad position my chair.
(k3b/-\b TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)

I can remember about four things I learnt at school, and one of them is 'milk from cows' as in 'motion field current'

no fucking idea what it means though :)
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spiny is content., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)

Milking cows with giant electromagnets?

(Tangy is state-funded, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)

i was the milk monitor for a week in the infants
does that count
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Winthorpe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)

K?
apparatus: pan
method: spanging
result: spanged
conclusion: pun verily served
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Winthorpe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

Haha

(Super Jet Shoes puts a smiley after everything to make it OK, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)

Okay, now do a Richter scale

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mediocre this paint-by-numbers life is fucking with my head, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

Haha
:D
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Mundane generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)

then a Beaufort scale!
oh this will be so much fun!
(k3b/-\b TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

.
deffinitaion of 10+ on the richter scale is 'Epic', makes me smile a little
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)

Click for bigger (39KB)
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Cockweasle put a donk on it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)

I smirked at this.
You've earned a click.
(Supergyrations your own personal maths bitch, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)

I thought Kelvin was measured in degrees?

(Tangy is state-funded, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

kelvin is usually quoted with out degrees
so 0 Kelvin etc. sorry...

_{runs, but not very fast}
(k3b/-\b TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

:(
That'll be why I nearly failed A-level physics then.

Damn you Kelvin!
(Tangy is state-funded, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

kelvin was evil

(k3b/-\b TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

But!
He had a beard, so I'll let him off.

Anders Celsius, on the other hand...
Either his portrait painter was having a bad day or he had a very, very odd face.
(Tangy is state-funded, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)

ooooooooooooohhh
DUCKIE!!
(k3b/-\b TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)

he does look like the gayest scientist
EVER!

'ning all
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doph having the best donk (HTBD), Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)

he is well respected in Glasgow

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Cockweasle put a donk on it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)

why?
*googles*
*learns*
well evil people usually are respected in Glasgow.
(k3b/-\b TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)

*nuts*
We don't respect hitler... although he was 'super evil' - so he's probably respected in brum...
(Canazza, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

haha!
genius! :D
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onephilosophy thinks there is not enough people called Withnail., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

Wow
If that was his 1:1 scale, he must have been very small
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Mundane generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

if you read up...
on some of the things he rubbished, rejected,and destroyed through bombast.... he could be a very small and petty man...
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)

or very far away
like those cows ...
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gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)

ah ha
Good point.
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Mundane generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

Hahaha!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

First person who gets it wins. Whats this?:

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P3L3 In Your Swizerland Colliding Your Hadrons On, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

Minus 90 Kelvin.
edit - shit that's embarrassing.. I *know* 0 Kelvin is absolute zero.

/skulks away and surrenders his engineering diploma...
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HairyTwatter has dog crap on his carbon footprint., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)

nope
next

Bah nobody cares do they.

-270 degrees kelvin = Absoloute zero
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P3L3 In Your Swizerland Colliding Your Hadrons On, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)

270 kelvin?
-270 kelvin doesn't exist...
-273 degrees C = 0 kelvin = absolute zero.
Sorry to rain on your parade D:
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petehix makes little or no sense at the best of times, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)

thats what i meant
im pissed and i didnt have my akira comic to hand to refer to.
Apologies.
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P3L3 In Your Swizerland Colliding Your Hadrons On, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)

No problem, just don't let your physics learner-person see
He'll eat you for breakfast with large-hadrons-on-toast
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petehix makes little or no sense at the best of times, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

Ive been distracted.
My friend is currently being pranked completely. Ste is playing pro evo against his girlfriend, however the joypad is not connected and he is actually playing the best player we know. Hes fallen for it entirely and he's getting really annoyed.
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P3L3 In Your Swizerland Colliding Your Hadrons On, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)

HAhahaa
Win :D
Or lose, whichever way you see it.
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petehix makes little or no sense at the best of times, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)

lol teenage japes lol

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Cockweasle put a donk on it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)

Im 3 months off my 30th
and im the youngest one here.
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P3L3 In Your Swizerland Colliding Your Hadrons On, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)

wow!
did you get banned before for being a prick?
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Cockweasle put a donk on it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)

lol childish adult japes lol

(k3b/-\b TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)

indeed

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Cockweasle put a donk on it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)

for more information see:
c0un7z3r0
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P3L3 In Your Swizerland Colliding Your Hadrons On, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)

then your answer is "yes"
top marks on this quiz.
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Cockweasle put a donk on it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)

so whats with the
attitude?
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P3L3 In Your Swizerland Colliding Your Hadrons On, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)

no attitude.
just low tolerance
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Cockweasle put a donk on it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)

low tolerance for what?
people who prank people who have got fuck all to do with you?
If you were here i would have glassed you by now.
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P3L3 In Your Swizerland Colliding Your Hadrons On, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)

oh please....

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Cockweasle put a donk on it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)

happy to oblige
Crack!
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P3L3 In Your Swizerland Colliding Your Hadrons On, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)

haha
I merely found one of your posts teenage-like and perused some of the stuff you posted when you were banned then asked about it.....next thing you come over all "internet hardman",pfffft whatever floats yer boat
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Cockweasle put a donk on it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)

c'mon man
lighten up its saturday night!
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P3L3 In Your Swizerland Colliding Your Hadrons On, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)

On that bote
im going home.

See ya shortly
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P3L3 In Your Swizerland Colliding Your Hadrons On, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)

take it easy

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Cockweasle put a donk on it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)

Yes, so to continue our discussion from before...
...if you dont like childish or purile humour your on the wrong forum my friend. But trolls are all part of the b3ta scenery so I think you shouldnt kill yourself.
Dont do it.
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P3L3 In Your Swizerland Colliding Your Hadrons On, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)

what the fuck are you on about?
You really are firing off at a tangent here......
where the fuck did I mention peurile humour? or trolling for that matter. I had a dig at you about why you got banned and mocked your playstation controller prank then you tried to come the big man with me.

"If you were here i would have glassed you by now." - That's what you said wasn't it?

get a fucking grip
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Cockweasle put a donk on it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:40, archived)

negative kelvin?
You broke the universe man.

-273.15 deg. C = 0 K = absolute zero.
(k3b/-\b TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)

Actually
Lasers run at negative Kelvin, but it is a bit of a mathematical anomaly because the concept of temperature is all about the population of quantum states. Negative kelvin is more "hotter than infinity" than "colder than zero".
(littlefish has toasty legs, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 7:02, archived)

All this science is hurting my brain
More Kelvin-based punnery(?)