his bollocks are stuck on his left thigh.

( KittyVomit about as funny as Johnathan Ross..., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)

Can't. Unsee.

( mediocre lens flare ambassador, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)

I bet he chips his fingernail polish
pulling on those boots.
( HairyTwatter and the wild sorority girls of the planet Playtex, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)