While your at it, generate some foul language! ;)
( c_kick ™ - horse chestnuts, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

wooness!
clickage
(w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

Smooth moves.
Occasional CDC?
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

thats a lot of balls

( HappyToast Free XMas cards! www.lulu.com/content/4865723, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

it is physically impossible to get drunk on Guinness...
unless you add a shot or two of Tia Maria.

WOO YAY - nice action.
( Prof UnderCover is going to have a makeover and get you back!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

oh i dunno
if you sat on a can of the stuff and downed a bottle of scotch...
(k3b/-\b oh babydoll so much justice., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

I am undone by your trickery
and you have exposed my as an inarticulate fopp.

... also, the "Scotsh" is having less and less of an impact nowadays -- I think I've been drinking it for too long now :(
( Prof UnderCover is going to have a makeover and get you back!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

Pour rubbing alcohol directly into a huge sucking wound in your chest
whilst snorting inch-thick lines of frozen, ground-up tequila.

If that fails, Carlsberg Special Brew as a last resort.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

Good advice
but I began my drinking career on special brew... so -- you know -- I have built up a tollerance to it; bucky and mad dog send me away wi' it, special brew is like Mother's milk...

ground frozen tequila sounds like fun though...
( Prof UnderCover is going to have a makeover and get you back!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

hehe...have you seen the youtube vid of the grunt downing a bottle of bucky?
even i'd think twice about doing that, i reckon.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

I have not seen that
I'd think twice before touching bucky ...
( Prof UnderCover is going to have a makeover and get you back!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

ye cannae er' ha' enoof!

(k3b/-\b oh babydoll so much justice., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

What is
the percentage of Guiness?
(CaptainSpaulding is the Boz Boz., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

85% black, 15% white

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha !
(Except you are obviously a pisspoor bartender !)
( The Mighty Gusset Really ought to update his profile !, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

100%
In a full glass.
Less as you drink it.
( The Mighty Gusset Really ought to update his profile !, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

between 4 and 5% ABV
I think -- dunno - I can put away pint after pint of it and it just makes me feel better and better and better
( Prof UnderCover is going to have a makeover and get you back!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

4.2%
I drink it when I know I'll be having a few, cos as you say, I can drink more of that than anything else.
( Wasp Box, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

also - lager just fills me up with fizz
and mostly takes like pish unless you get something pricey... people try and stab you if you ask for it with lime... and there's hunners of better things to drink.
( Prof UnderCover is going to have a makeover and get you back!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)

Tia Maria and Guinness ?
Are you MAD ????
Port Shurely ?
( The Mighty Gusset Really ought to update his profile !, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

Well - I'm actually exceedingly partial to a pint of draugh, drunk 1/4 of teh way down
and then add a glass of champagne.

Try it.
( Prof UnderCover is going to have a makeover and get you back!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

I use Cider
Poor mans Black Velvet.
Except I'm not poor, just an alky !
( The Mighty Gusset Really ought to update his profile !, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

I have trouble bringing myself around to the idea
of drinking Cider, but I can see your point... so please do up your fly :)
( Prof UnderCover is going to have a makeover and get you back!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)

Tia Maria
Aunty Mary
(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

Woo
but no spillage?
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

i'm so glad.
that would've been needlessly upsetting.

woo c_kick!
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

fucking brilliant!
Although it should be empty, and have someone goin, "yoush shpillingng myyy pintS?"
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

that is so very wooooo!
Edit: love what ya done to teh olympic ring logo there too :D
( theoriginalsteve ™ - So what's happening? Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh......, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

WOO
nice work
( mediocre lens flare ambassador, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

Are the London Olympics to be held in Ireland then?

( Wobbly Bloke ... Putting the NING into meaningless on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

no, London

( Letum Spack Monkey, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

Should that not be a pint of London Pride then

*Being picky, sorry
( Wobbly Bloke ... Putting the NING into meaningless on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

The Irish olympics are in London

(w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

To be sure

( Wobbly Bloke ... Putting the NING into meaningless on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

Very good!

( Letum Spack Monkey, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

I'm clicking this because it's brilliant

( Barbarossa doesn't like mondays, and won't tell you why..., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

Marvellous!
but should've been a pint of Carling or London Pride or summat.
( Wasp Box, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)

Woo!
*Clicks* hard even though you've totally blitzed my 'Blessed' below. I admit defeat sir...
( Ninj, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)

Heh :P
Have a related pea:

( General Violence, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

Nicely animated.
Well done.
:D
( LeightonJimbo is going to ATP '09! WOO!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

that's ace :)

( prodigy69 designer needing a job..hire me!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)

smooth as the pint it represents :o)


/might ride over to the olympics construction site to take some pics for compo fodder in a bit. Need to get a bit more of my ou assignment done first though :o(
( doph why does katie melua sing in a welsh accent?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)

nicely done
could also do a pint of London Pride
edit: read replies, whale, Thames, London Pride
please also do a pint of London Pride
( alwayslostinsmoke, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)

:)
me like
( Le Snoet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)