Mmm, grotesquely distorted Homer head biscuits


I blame my 6 year old daughter, who was project manager.

From the Cooking with B3ta challenge. See all 203 entries (closed)

(AgeingGeek Father of Two, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)

hahaha these are wonderful!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)

tasty
yet very scary.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)

*Applauds*
yay!

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)

Mmmm, Hooomer.
In other news;

( Dekionplexis VII Vs. Jocelyn Pook, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)

someone's been pissing in the gene pool
also: the SANS!
(John Leslie, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)

Indeed.
The whole 'bookmarks in ya address bar' thing is somewhat problematic.
( Dekionplexis VII Vs. Jocelyn Pook, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)

i think this guy may be related

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)

I read that as retarded

which might also be true, I don't know
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)

I want those pants.
You can keep the human.
( Dekionplexis VII Vs. Jocelyn Pook, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)

I've asked you before,
please stop stalking me
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)

i am so deprived of man-flesh
that even he looks worth a shag.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)

is nobody going to pander to this attention seeking?
come on b3tans
( mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)

*twirls hair around finger*
well hello ;)
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)

i can't belive this lot
b3ta must have gone poof
( mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)

i know, i'm flogging a dead horse here
come to think of it, i'd get more attention from this bunch of bastards if i was really flogging a dead horse!
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)

*buys said dead horse*
you can keep your bum sex
( mikenco, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)

thats a he?!

( epiphany landed a 180 on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)

yes, it's a he, mullet be damned!

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)

Is that someone else's hand doing the cupping?
and why is he carrying two firelighters?
( Mrs Lovely Pance! Cor, that am lovely!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)

He so sexeh!
and uses Harmony!
( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)

I won't sleep tonight.
Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)

smashing stuff
made me smile
( mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)

Mmmmmm
biscuits...
(Dr Frank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)

Second one of the bottom row is my favourite

( Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)

I like the top right.
It looks kind of amphibian.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)

it's gill

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)

The bottom right one has a nasty looking tumour

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)

"i'm sorry, you have inoperable brain chocolate"

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)

I thought that was David Bowie?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)

no!
bowie is MINE.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)

Brian Peppers

( Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:05, archived)

YES!
I have actual tears rolling down my face with laughter :D
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

=]
the one with blue and brown eyes is awesome
(bleeee wants to lay your mum, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)

^

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)

i recommend your daughter be signed up forthwith
i really am going now, night all
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)

These are woo but a little bit disturbing,
and the one on the bottom with the blue n brown smartie eyes makes me think of Abe's Odyssey, or possibly one of Ed Edd and Eddie...
( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)

Brilliant!

( HairyTwatter Needs more tostones by, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)

Dear god!
Still, i suppose it keep her off drugs.
(thediscokingpin, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)

Brilliant!

( epiphany landed a 180 on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)

Tesla bees are coming in a bit.
Just eating a pizza. Look the the east horizon on the 60th minute of my passing and you will see them.

On the 60th minute....look to the east.

/bad LOTR blog
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)

Fuck yes
:D
I just devoured a pack o mini eggs
( epiphany landed a 180 on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)

I have a feeling I'd like to see these tesla bees
My older brother made a Tesla coil in the garden a while back, it was friggin' epic.
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)

Tesla coil!
Fuck Yes!
( epiphany landed a 180 on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)

I thought this at the time.
The whole garden was glowing all bluey-like.

I ruddy love electricity.
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)

Sweet!

( epiphany landed a 180 on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)

Duuuude.

( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)

But what does mine say
etc...
( epiphany landed a 180 on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)

I think you should fire your daughter
and eat the biscuits

;)
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)

Excellent work.
*awards badge*
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)

hahha
i can hear the second one from the bottom left screaming "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)

Excorcism Needed: Call Reverend Lovejoy
Recon the one with the funky coloured eyes is just brilliant
(Treadfeather, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)

hi

(bleeee wants to lay your mum, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)

YOU
Aww :)
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)

Haha
Utter brilliance
( Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)

It's Hamar Sampsin

(Skooma, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)

add green food colouring
Fungus The Bogeyman!!!
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)

HAHAHAH
Second from the left on the bottom is the best!
Have this WIP. Here
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)

hahah
spaz attack!
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)

this is all kinds of win
edit: and your daughter is an artist.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)

How much each?
Hahahaha Woo!
( Frogbeat, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)

:D

( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)

tell your 6 year old daughter
she may be great at biscuits, but her optimisation is shite . . . C];0p

Woo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)

Welcome!
And congratulations :)
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)

she is a surrealist
i approve of her, buy her a pony!
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)

hahaha awesome team leading :D

( prodigy69 that shit is bananas, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:10, archived)

EAT THEM
before they eat you
( Spunky McPunky McMonkey McBean sends starfish through his star-off machine, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)

Truly excellent first post.
Tell your daughter that in a few years time she has a job in my cafe ready and waiting for her.

I like her flair.


*does not have an actual cafe yet but intends to aquire one in due course*
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)

dough!

(Mehitabel_Itrang is pulling your leg, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:00, archived)

Scary
but yummy
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)

this post has a rather large amoint of WIN!
it's ace.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)

ace
*click*
( connor, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:32, archived)

fan diddly tastic.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)

These are ACE
and rather terrifying...

Sorta like silent hill biscuits....
(taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)

*WANTS!!!*
make me some now! :D
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)

awesome!
just awesome. do they taste nice?
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)

Fantastic :)

( mofaha : You Must Always Blow On The Pie, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)

Those are AWESOME
and I want a cookie!
( Peregrin ., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)