I'm taking orders on my new invention...
(and b3ta seems like a good place to start)

( Zak McFlimby, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

GENIUS
that's clever than a cock tatto!

WOO YAY HOOPLA
( Prof UnderCover my only weakness is that I like to bust nuts, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

Hahahaha!
You are fab!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

*pokes*
Did you get my text?
( Professor Kenny Martin Steer right... steer left... swear... and relax =/, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

ooh! hang on . . .
yes I did! \o/


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

hahahahahaha that's genius!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

That's a stunning idea!

( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

Ohh man i need one of these!
I'm saving money tonight so i'm only going to spend £20.

6 pints later - "Heeeey its only money!!"

Withdraws £40 more

Wake up with a hangover and empty wallet, £60 down "NOOOooooooes!"
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

I used to do this all time
Once at the cashpoint I said "Which is more important? Getting pissed or paying my rent?"
( Joe Scaramanga out of season all year round, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

Well there's a no-brainer if ever I saw one...

( barryheadwound mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

become a whore and do both of course!
18. Profit!
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

...with bonus crack
/ac surprisingly. Go figure.
( barryheadwound mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

I did that night
/slept with the boss blog
( Joe Scaramanga out of season all year round, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

was he a gentle lover?

( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Thu 22 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

...
She was rubbish... and made the next six months hell.

Like it was my fault
( Joe Scaramanga out of season all year round, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

You joke...
But that's exactly what I did. :)
(EastAnglianswine accepts the terms of the sodding license agreement, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

In East Anglia?
You're lucky to be alive!
( Joe Scaramanga out of season all year round, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

Oh no, this is in Scotland.
Yes. An East Anglian whore in Edinburgh. I really am lucky.
(EastAnglianswine accepts the terms of the sodding license agreement, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

I want one of these.
/colossal hangover blog
( barryheadwound mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

Nice
Wants
( Bela Lugosi's Dad I'll house you, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

Optimal.

( Carlossus - "Hands are for glans.", Thu 22 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

Brilliant!
Where can I get one?

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

I so badly need one of those.
Excellent work, that man.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Fuck-a-doodle-do., Thu 22 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

*orders one*
Hey, can I buy a franchise?
( Professor Kenny Martin Steer right... steer left... swear... and relax =/, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

Haha !
Excellent !
( rabbitz, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!
Awesome!
( Smallbrainfield is hard at work, probably., Thu 22 May 2008, 13:03, archived)