*wheels this one out yet again for a compo*


edit: thanks for all the clicks, but surely this can't win a third compo :S
( Spunky McPunk buy my new CD please: myspace.com/despondentrock, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:35, archived)

This is truly awesome.
That is all.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:35, archived)

This wins everything

( Evilscary has a new tattoo. *Manly noise*, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:36, archived)

oh yes!
consider that CLICKED!
( theoriginalsteve ™ - So what's happening? Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh......, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:36, archived)

I've been waiting for this one to come along and win it :)

( The Great Architect "Yakabakakas"!, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:37, archived)

Sod that
I'm amazed that a b3tard has a £20 note!!!
( riverghost loves brussel sprouts, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:37, archived)

It must be shopped

( Evilscary has a new tattoo. *Manly noise*, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:38, archived)

the money or the b3tan?

( theoriginalsteve ™ - So what's happening? Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh......, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:40, archived)

The money obviously
Just think how many copies of the Big Issue they'd have to sell to get 20 quid!
( riverghost loves brussel sprouts, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:41, archived)

*counts on fingers*
32.35854?
( theoriginalsteve ™ - So what's happening? Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh......, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:46, archived)

You have
32.35854 fingers?
( Thinker Tear down the walls, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:58, archived)

no, because that would be just silly.
I have 28.564
( theoriginalsteve ™ - So what's happening? Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh......, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:59, archived)

Or their keeper is holding it up for them.

( riverghost loves brussel sprouts, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:40, archived)

Ahh yes
Really this photo is the pimp's-eye-view, as he's taking the money from the b3tan, to put in his pocket
( Evilscary has a new tattoo. *Manly noise*, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:41, archived)

Well a representation anyway
In reality no one would shag a b3tard for just 20.
( riverghost loves brussel sprouts, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:43, archived)

presumably they got change

( emvee Saturday, Brixton Academy, Brixton, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:00, archived)

HAHAHA
Aaaahahahaha
hahahaha
*gasp*
hahahahahahahahahahooo

EDIT: Scary fact I just heard, it was on TV so it must be true, ten percent of the humans that have ever existed are currently alive!!!
( riverghost loves brussel sprouts, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:37, archived)

laughterpiss o___O

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:39, archived)

a bit of wee did come out, yeah.

( riverghost loves brussel sprouts, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:42, archived)

*mops up*
*strains into lemonade bottle*
( Evilscary has a new tattoo. *Manly noise*, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:42, archived)

*buys*

( riverghost loves brussel sprouts, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:44, archived)

*profits*
*uses money to buy llamma*
( Evilscary has a new tattoo. *Manly noise*, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:49, archived)

A friend of mine once did a bong through the wife's piss
as he'd done it into a cider bottle at band practice.

They're best mates, but I think a lesson was learned that day about how if it looks like cider, and it smells like cider, it's probably piss.
( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:47, archived)

Niiiiiiiice
Mornin cap'n, how's you?
( Evilscary has a new tattoo. *Manly noise*, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:50, archived)

Busy, actually.
Don't know why I'm on here. *hits self* CONCENTRATE, woman.

Back later!
( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:54, archived)

ahhh... the first gross-out post of the morning :D

( theoriginalsteve ™ - So what's happening? Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh......, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:51, archived)

Ahthangyew.

( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:54, archived)

bonging through someone elses piss is fine
but bonging through your own piss is wrong.

much like drinking it.
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Thu 22 May 2008, 10:08, archived)

I'd rather drink my own.
I know I'm really well hydrated....
( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:09, archived)

so by "coffee flavoured kisses" you really mean
"taste my wee-breath"?

also nings
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Thu 22 May 2008, 10:13, archived)

That's my favourite line from
my favourite Monkees song....
( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:14, archived)

I don't think I wanted to know that
Morning Cap'n
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:14, archived)

Of course you did
ning
( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:21, archived)

heeheeheehee!
HEEEEEheeheeheehee!

Teeheehee!
hahahaha!

OOOOOoohoohoohoo!

:D
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:38, archived)

Always a winner.
*clickity*
(monkeyboyalpha is old enough to know b3ta, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:39, archived)

That's shit *



* May not be shit. May contain woo.
(A Vagabond IS NOW EXHIBITING HIS WORK. Profile for details, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:40, archived)

Haha, great!
(waits for Reckless Rik to post the one he's got on his facebook page)
( emvee Saturday, Brixton Academy, Brixton, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:40, archived)

Impressive.
ooh, I do love how it fits your face so well.
( Uncle Gilmour still lives in a lazy fair laissez faire style on, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:42, archived)

yawn

( prodigy69 designer needing a job..hire me!, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:43, archived)

*offers nice cup of tea - with biscuits - to cheer Prodge up*

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Fuck-a-doodle-do., Thu 22 May 2008, 9:52, archived)

ta :)

kinda bored with the here's something old I'm going to repost for the comp so I can get more attention.

other than that I'm quite chipper
( prodigy69 designer needing a job..hire me!, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:55, archived)

Very glad to hear it, sir.
It's a lovely day, so feckin' Pimms all round - hang on, it's tad early for that, but I'll prep them for later on - how does that sound?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Fuck-a-doodle-do., Thu 22 May 2008, 10:01, archived)

Oooooh perfect.
I think if it's nice on Sunday we should all go for a lovely picnic or something.
( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:03, archived)

\o/
Picnic!!!!!!!!

*almost collapses with glee*

That's a great plan!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Fuck-a-doodle-do., Thu 22 May 2008, 10:06, archived)

I LOVE a picnic.
And it'll be a grown up one, which'd be nice.


Hmmmmm. St James'?
( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:09, archived)

Perfect locale, methinks.
Definitely a grown-up one (!), in that it justifies buy those wonderful marinated aubergines from Waitrose. And Vinho Verde.

Oh yes.

:)

*plans*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Fuck-a-doodle-do., Thu 22 May 2008, 10:13, archived)

Oh my oh my.

( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:15, archived)

you no approvio?

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Fuck-a-doodle-do., Thu 22 May 2008, 10:16, archived)

Of course I do!

( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:19, archived)

*buys a case of Vinho Verde from Majestic in preparation*
:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Fuck-a-doodle-do., Thu 22 May 2008, 10:21, archived)

Yaaaay!

( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:23, archived)

sounds spiffing what!!

( prodigy69 designer needing a job..hire me!, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:08, archived)

:D
I'll make it a 3-Jug Special (mint optional).
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Fuck-a-doodle-do., Thu 22 May 2008, 10:14, archived)

Oh if you're on I'll stay
but I might be a bit sporadic.

*hug* nings love!
( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:55, archived)

Good Morning! *Giant Hugs* How are you, lovely?
*is all bouncy like Tigger this morning*

boing, boing, boing.......
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Fuck-a-doodle-do., Thu 22 May 2008, 9:57, archived)

I'm good, but shattered
You lovely big thing.

Plus you boing, I more sort of....bounce.
( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:01, archived)

Well, when I say 'boing'
It's really more of a 'thud', but one can dream, can't one?

*dreams*

*falls asleep at desk* *again!*

:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Fuck-a-doodle-do., Thu 22 May 2008, 10:03, archived)

*blankie*

( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:04, archived)

This calls for


The snuggling pig of Tufnell Park!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Fuck-a-doodle-do., Thu 22 May 2008, 10:08, archived)

BABY!
*cuddles*
( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:11, archived)

Simple, yet effective and most woo!
*click!*
( Joliet will cunt you in the fuck on, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:44, archived)

Haha
like it.
(duff-paddy, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:48, archived)

hahaha
*clicks*
( Jeccy Free Wii obtained, see profile :D, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:52, archived)

Excellent!
*clicks*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Fuck-a-doodle-do., Thu 22 May 2008, 9:54, archived)

hehehehe

(Barry the Time Sprout can't drink a pint of Bovril, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:58, archived)

sweet.
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
(the_riveria_kid, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:58, archived)

:D
b3ta.com/board/8391397
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:31, archived)

this is and always will be one of my favourite pictures ever

( parttimedogfish is called parttimedogfish on PS3 too, Thu 22 May 2008, 18:58, archived)

i can't see it

(libbyloo <insert cool quote and pretend I came up with it>, Thu 22 May 2008, 22:40, archived)

Is that
a compo pearoast in a new thread?

I got roasted for this...
(theSHALROTH - now with 3.33% less teeths!!, Mon 26 May 2008, 2:12, archived)