Just wondering...
...have you ever seen a Geordie standup comedian called Jason Cook?
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Tue 13 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

I haven't, but I shall google him :)

( Leningrad, Tue 13 May 2008, 18:13, archived)

Go do it!
He's ace - and he makes a joke along the same lines.

(Mike's comedy tip of 2008 :P)
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 14 May 2008, 19:46, archived)