Things get a bit painful when Green Day and Tool collide

( HaroldBishop'sLoveChild is gonna miss Sarah Palin., Sun 11 May 2008, 18:51, archived)

Yes! That's who I'll listen to! I will listen to Tool.

( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Sun 11 May 2008, 18:54, archived)

I am listening to Battles, which can only be described as
'odd but surprisingly nice'.
( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:00, archived)

i love battles so much and i don't even know why.

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch: drink my milk, it is poison., Sun 11 May 2008, 19:06, archived)

because you are a cuntass

( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:08, archived)

this is true,

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch: drink my milk, it is poison., Sun 11 May 2008, 19:09, archived)

*cuntass fives*

( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:12, archived)

america!

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch: drink my milk, it is poison., Sun 11 May 2008, 19:13, archived)

I'm not sure either, but I do.
I shall be going to Supersonic to see them. Also Thrones, Oxbow, Dalek....
( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:12, archived)

Need, got, want.

( Ttssattsr songs about fucking, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:21, archived)

will you be in attendance?

( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:22, archived)

Unfortunately, I doubt it.

( Ttssattsr songs about fucking, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:25, archived)

BAH.

( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:27, archived)

I'M SO SORRY. *weeps uncontrollably*
YOU, WII OWNERS, ADD MY WII, AND I WILL KICK YOUR ASSES AT ALL GAMES EVER.
( Ttssattsr songs about fucking, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:32, archived)

That's how I used to describe gimp sex with the ex.

( HaroldBishop'sLoveChild is gonna miss Sarah Palin., Sun 11 May 2008, 19:12, archived)

I've got a load of Battles remixes of Four Tet songs.
They're ace!
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:22, archived)

i must investigate this.

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch: drink my milk, it is poison., Sun 11 May 2008, 19:23, archived)

Battles are ace.
Good choice, Captain.
( Ghostwriter wants more Rape Bear, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:41, archived)

I have had a green tool.
it was most embarrassing as I didn't even get it from a lady, it was from effluent in the sea off Croyde.

The nurse in the GU clinic was understanding and confirmed that she believed me as she had had several surfers in with the same complaint.

Didn't help though, I didn't stand a chance once she had seen the state of my JT.
( Pedantichrist http://havingapoo.blogspot.com, vasectomy pictures, Sun 11 May 2008, 18:56, archived)

was it
pee green?
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Sun 11 May 2008, 18:57, archived)

Sadly not.

( Pedantichrist http://havingapoo.blogspot.com, vasectomy pictures, Sun 11 May 2008, 18:58, archived)

pity.
i'd have liked to see that.
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Sun 11 May 2008, 18:59, archived)

I did show everyone in the Quarryman's at the time.
they were dead set against me showing them, but very interested in the array of scabs on my bell by the point I had it out amongst the pints.

She was a lovely nurse.

Why do they poke around inside your cock and then offer you a screen to dress behind?
( Pedantichrist http://havingapoo.blogspot.com, vasectomy pictures, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:00, archived)

Could it be
that they, like myself, are compelled to hum that old stripper music whenever confronted with a person undressing?
( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:01, archived)

I shall do that to Jim tonight.
SHe will not be amused.
( Pedantichrist http://havingapoo.blogspot.com, vasectomy pictures, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:03, archived)

They never are.
The important thing is that you'll be amused. I find it hard to feel guilty when giggling into the duvet.
( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:05, archived)

^this
is what makes sex so hard.
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:07, archived)

It's a piece of piss compared to getting the shotgun license
and finding the retired Conservative MP.
( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:09, archived)

then there's the cost
of hiring the fish tank, the probe and the milking machine
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:11, archived)

Oh I don't use a probe
I just use Carol Thatcher. She comes pre-slimed.
( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:12, archived)

really?
that would be quite a saving on hagfish, too.
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:14, archived)

Make sure you ask your twatwrangler to gut and descale first.

( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:14, archived)

i always forget
and wind up slimed to the elbows.
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:17, archived)

You ALWAYS end up like that.

( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:19, archived)

true
but not till afterwards
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:22, archived)

What about that time we went to Torquay?
You were covered before we'd even got off the bus. God knows what that lad at the services thought.
( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:24, archived)

he wasn't complaining that night!
he didn't complain until the rash appeared
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:27, archived)

Yeah, and then he complained to the police.
5 fucking hours I was sat in that reception waiting you for. Half an hour afterwards, I turn around in the car and you're all slimy again, and you've found a hitchhiker. I didn't even STOP, Smash.


:D anyway, dindins.
( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:29, archived)

see ya later
it's slimy time! ;)
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:32, archived)

hahahahahaha.
jt?
( KittyVomit i've got you mcbabe, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:05, archived)

john thomas, i assume

( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:06, archived)

John Thomas
probably
( We are the lemon IM NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:08, archived)