your F5 key is lonely

( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

I have no idea what you're talking about.

( The Hedgehog From Hell is putting a donk on it, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:07, archived)

I'm lonely.
So desperately, mind-numbingly lonely.

I might kill myself.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:11, archived)

This is YouTube material!

( The Hedgehog From Hell is putting a donk on it, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

nunight, B3ta.
Love you.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

Better than that...
This is Wikipedia material!
Who's going to add [[Image:ladytramp4.gif|left|thumb|The [[Spaghetti]] Scene.]]
to the Lady & The Tramp Page (uploading the file to Wikimedia in the process of course)?
(eXOBeX was in your bed, banging your 17-year-old daughter, Sat 10 May 2008, 8:40, archived)

Please don't kill yourself
but if you do, post a recipe.
( Bingowings Rubbing up against you on the train on, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

for killing?

( plentyofants http://lidlbuylidl.blogspot.com/, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

For hexachordal curry

( Bingowings Rubbing up against you on the train on, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:17, archived)