This took me a longer time than it ought
OK. Five seconds would have been too long but sod it! Here ye go -


( Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 8 May 2008, 0:25, archived)

damn
i was just about to nine inch nails in mika's head
(GoldenFanjita, Thu 8 May 2008, 0:25, archived)

nyuk nyuk nyuk!
compo it!
( Agent Muu in dire need of philanthropy; PLEASE see profile!, Thu 8 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

done!
and dusted. Cheers!
( Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 8 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

Heh.
If there was a band called The Snails, I'd compo this:

( The Hedgehog From Hell is fluff personified, Thu 8 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

NUT HIM IN THE MOUTH BARRY!

( We are the lemon SheffBash http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/16526, Thu 8 May 2008, 0:31, archived)