*takes shoes off*
*watches the floor melt*
( Mrs Trellis aliens used my bog roll, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

what's that smell?
*passes out*
( Aphex The Mink might have laughed at the paralympics...a bit, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

Oi you!
*slaps*

*kisses it better*
( Mrs Trellis aliens used my bog roll, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

ooh
you can slap me more often
( Aphex The Mink might have laughed at the paralympics...a bit, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

*slap slap slappity slap*



*kiss kiss kissity kiss*
( Mrs Trellis aliens used my bog roll, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:47, archived)

*ow ow owity ow*
*mmm mmm mmmity comes*
( Aphex The Mink might have laughed at the paralympics...a bit, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

*feels drip on head*
*looks up, waves to Mrs Trellis*
*melts*
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Wed 7 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

*rubs hands*
my plan is finally coming together...
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Wed 7 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

finally Me and Richard Littlejohn
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Wed 7 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
that's it, i'm gone.
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Wed 7 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

gone spent
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Wed 7 May 2008, 14:43, archived)