next on UKTVSport
15:00 - Fluffer relay
15:15 - Fucking Marathon
20:27 - Closing speeches with autofellatio dance troupe
21:00 - Showers
21:15 - Closedown
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Wed 7 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

at last!
sports we can ALL enjoy!
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:37, archived)