Not been around to see much of your new stuff
Not that I'm here now you understand
( Mrs Trellis was HOT, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

You got more important things to worry about though
like sitting
and wondering if you'll be able to get back if you bend over
( Joe Scaramanga a cross-dressing alcoholic neo-nazi porn star, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

Already sorted that one
I can't
( Mrs Trellis was HOT, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:38, archived)