I'll take the left one

( Dixon last night a DJ raped my wife with his dong, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:19, archived)

pfff
saucy!
( Smash Monkey smarter than the average Moult, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

My brain read that in a sixties-era Barbara Windsor voice

( Dixon last night a DJ raped my wife with his dong, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

so it should

( Smash Monkey smarter than the average Moult, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:23, archived)