*b3ta birthday bumps*

( Aphex The Mink might have laughed at the paralympics...a bit, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

are you sure
you're strong enough?
i'm quite big ;)
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Wed 7 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

I'll take the left one

( Dixon butterflies are gay moths, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:19, archived)

pfff
saucy!
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Wed 7 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

My brain read that in a sixties-era Barbara Windsor voice

( Dixon butterflies are gay moths, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

so it should

( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Wed 7 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

hippy brothday
time to blow
out your candles...
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:20, archived)

*bends over*
good job i had that curry
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Wed 7 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

*runs for cover*

( Sonic James Doom Don't cry for me Bognor Regis, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

No! No!
Think of the fire risk
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

kneels behind
Pervs
You winked at me
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

i just had something
in my eye
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Wed 7 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

see, I read
"candles" and "bend over" and assumed you were an adult performer.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Wed 7 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

I do beleive the lady to be an adult

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

i made a cock-shaped candle once.
it was a jelly mould, but it was good for wax, too.
until i melted it.
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Wed 7 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

happy thing day
you candle'y bugger
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Wed 7 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

thank you
but shouldn't that be buggerer?

......i've said too much...
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Wed 7 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

or buggeree?
if that's a word.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Wed 7 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

Buggereegar
Type of bird, innit
( Mrs Trellis aliens used my bog roll, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

I'll take a run up

( Aphex The Mink might have laughed at the paralympics...a bit, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

fucking marathon :D

( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Wed 7 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

next on UKTVSport
15:00 - Fluffer relay
15:15 - Fucking Marathon
20:27 - Closing speeches with autofellatio dance troupe
21:00 - Showers
21:15 - Closedown
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Wed 7 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

at last!
sports we can ALL enjoy!
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Wed 7 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

fucking snickers ashally

( Aphex The Mink might have laughed at the paralympics...a bit, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

Boost
with guarana
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Wed 7 May 2008, 14:50, archived)