trump trump trump

( monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:13, archived)

oh, that's a fantastic fp!
Well done :D

/easy predictions blog
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:13, archived)

your board sig just cost me a coffee
but thanks to quick reactions, not a monitor or keyboard.
( Mockingbird is your daddy and does what he does, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

Heerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrree's NELLIE!

( Dixon is playin the world's smallest violin just for you, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:13, archived)

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!
Nellie the Elephant packed her trunk
And said goodbye to the Bates Hotel,
Off she went with a trumpety-trump,
trump, trump, trump!
( stereoroid in mono where available, Wed 7 May 2008, 22:22, archived)

I KNEW you'd been too quiet thus far in this compo...
*clicks*
( Sonic James Doom LiKESTRAiNS, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:14, archived)

fucking YES!
*clicks like Thora Hird's knee joints*
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:15, archived)

ooh, merry candles, Ma'am.

( Dixon is playin the world's smallest violin just for you, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:16, archived)

thank you, kind sir!

( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

*b3ta birthday bumps*

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

are you sure
you're strong enough?
i'm quite big ;)
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

I'll take the left one

( Dixon is playin the world's smallest violin just for you, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:19, archived)

pfff
saucy!
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

My brain read that in a sixties-era Barbara Windsor voice

( Dixon is playin the world's smallest violin just for you, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

so it should

( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

hippy brothday
time to blow
out your candles...
(Vinegar strokes is gutted he missed the London Bash. was It fun?, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:20, archived)

*bends over*
good job i had that curry
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

*runs for cover*

( Sonic James Doom LiKESTRAiNS, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

No! No!
Think of the fire risk
(Vinegar strokes is gutted he missed the London Bash. was It fun?, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

kneels behind
Pervs
You winked at me
(Vinegar strokes is gutted he missed the London Bash. was It fun?, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

i just had something
in my eye
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

see, I read
"candles" and "bend over" and assumed you were an adult performer.
( Mockingbird is your daddy and does what he does, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

I do beleive the lady to be an adult

(Vinegar strokes is gutted he missed the London Bash. was It fun?, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

i made a cock-shaped candle once.
it was a jelly mould, but it was good for wax, too.
until i melted it.
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

happy thing day
you candle'y bugger
( Mockingbird is your daddy and does what he does, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

thank you
but shouldn't that be buggerer?

......i've said too much...
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

or buggeree?
if that's a word.
( Mockingbird is your daddy and does what he does, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

Buggereegar
Type of bird, innit
( Mrs Trellis If he resists, damage him only a little, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

I'll take a run up

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

fucking marathon :D

( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

next on UKTVSport
15:00 - Fluffer relay
15:15 - Fucking Marathon
20:27 - Closing speeches with autofellatio dance troupe
21:00 - Showers
21:15 - Closedown
( Mockingbird is your daddy and does what he does, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

at last!
sports we can ALL enjoy!
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

fucking snickers ashally

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

Boost
with guarana
( Mockingbird is your daddy and does what he does, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

Hippo Birdie Smash

( Mrs Trellis If he resists, damage him only a little, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

thank you!
how's bump?
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

Starting to piss me off a little tbh
Mostly cos I'm too hot
( Mrs Trellis If he resists, damage him only a little, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

take your shoes off
if you can get your feet onto a cold floor, it'll make you feel much cooler.
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:30, archived)

*takes shoes off*
*watches the floor melt*
( Mrs Trellis If he resists, damage him only a little, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

what's that smell?
*passes out*
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

Oi you!
*slaps*

*kisses it better*
( Mrs Trellis If he resists, damage him only a little, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

ooh
you can slap me more often
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

*slap slap slappity slap*



*kiss kiss kissity kiss*
( Mrs Trellis If he resists, damage him only a little, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:47, archived)

*ow ow owity ow*
*mmm mmm mmmity comes*
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

*feels drip on head*
*looks up, waves to Mrs Trellis*
*melts*
( Mockingbird is your daddy and does what he does, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

*rubs hands*
my plan is finally coming together...
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

finally Me and Richard Littlejohn
( Mockingbird is your daddy and does what he does, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
that's it, i'm gone.
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

gone spent
( Mockingbird is your daddy and does what he does, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:43, archived)

*likes*

( monstrinho do biscoito finally some fucking new tshirts at NOGUNARMY.COM, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:16, archived)

:D

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:16, archived)

ahahahahahaha!

( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:17, archived)

that woman appears to be significantly taller than 50ft

(discomeats Which retard mixed chedge into my cement?, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

Oh damn you
/may have just laughed out loud blog
( Mrs Trellis If he resists, damage him only a little, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:19, archived)

I am to please...
nice to see a repost can get a laugh cos I'm getting bugger all response to new stuff...

/hurumphf blog
( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

such as?
(linky linky linky)
( Mockingbird is your daddy and does what he does, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

...
www.b3ta.com/board/8350363
www.b3ta.com/board/8350271

could just be shit though
( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

too brown

( Mockingbird is your daddy and does what he does, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

Not been around to see much of your new stuff
Not that I'm here now you understand
( Mrs Trellis If he resists, damage him only a little, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

You got more important things to worry about though
like sitting
and wondering if you'll be able to get back if you bend over
( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

Already sorted that one
I can't
( Mrs Trellis If he resists, damage him only a little, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

Hah!
I woo both this and the main post.
( Kamikaze Stoat I only read downrated YouTube comments, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

watch em reck the mic...watch em reck the mic.. watch em reck the mic
psyche.

DUNCAN DUNCAN...I'M BLIND !
(TheRiddler I say what I like and like what I bloody well say, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

winnah

( the RAND corporation, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

Alternate version:
To be putrefied by the thought of Mr. McPartlin.
( Quijibo Esq. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

Brilliant!

( tipassoi, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:43, archived)

This is very good

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:53, archived)

yaaay!! :)

( prodigy69 *fingers crossed*, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

hahaha
yet another one from monkeon's fp factory!
(zhmei loves teh b3ta, Wed 7 May 2008, 22:49, archived)

hahaha, seriously good this :)

( The Great Architect only cares about Mama's Chicken Dumplings, Thu 8 May 2008, 9:50, archived)