I'd have stabbed her in the face

( Joe Scaramanga Blood, sweat, gravy and egg, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:35, archived)

Unfortunately, I didn't have the killing stabby thing with me at the time...
That cut glass posh accent still haunts me to this day though. And hers as well.
( Sonic James Doom Can't hummus... umm... yeah..., Tue 6 May 2008, 13:41, archived)