Lavender

Someone who's sole purpose is to destroy toilets.
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Random Image www.3millionyears.co.uk, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:54,
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at first
I was quite "uh? ?.?"
and then it hit me hard
with an "AUAUAHEHFFH!!!!"
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Discomeats STICK A BENA IN IT. (cement), Thu 1 May 2008, 19:56,
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