Quick N Dirty

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:37, archived)

I am having my first panic attack for years.
They are far less pleasant than I remember, not that they were ever pleasant.

Are you sure I cannot die from this?
( Pedantichrist http://havingapoo.blogspot.com, vasectomy pictures, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:39, archived)

Depends what you're doing at the time.
You're not flying a plane are you? That could be sticky.
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:40, archived)

No, just sitting, hoping it will go away.

( Pedantichrist http://havingapoo.blogspot.com, vasectomy pictures, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:41, archived)

I'd go for a lie down, or something.

( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:41, archived)

Alcohol helps
or some nice soothing music
I recomend panic attack
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:42, archived)

Well chill out man.
You're fine. Everything's OK. It's all good.
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:42, archived)

I know.
I am not actually panicking, I just cannot breath properly and feel like my heart is about to explode.
( Pedantichrist http://havingapoo.blogspot.com, vasectomy pictures, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:47, archived)

Does your left arm tingle?
Because a heart attack could kill you.
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:49, archived)

Stop worrying
About the difference between Hung and Hanged. 99% of people wont know the difference anyway
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:44, archived)

What ever it is that is aaking you panic
just stop
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:41, archived)

I am balancing on the edge of a cliff with a knife between my teeth.
Do you think that might be a contributary factor?

Laughing makes me panic, I have just discovered.
( Pedantichrist http://havingapoo.blogspot.com, vasectomy pictures, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:44, archived)

don't look... erm
just don't look
(how did you get the PC to the edge of the cliff?
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:47, archived)

Science and bees.

( Pedantichrist http://havingapoo.blogspot.com, vasectomy pictures, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:50, archived)