Bit shit I feel

( Evilscary has a new tattoo. *Manly noise*, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:17, archived)

Yays!
Nice one :)
( pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:17, archived)

I love this.
Why is there not a button for LOVING something?
( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:18, archived)

There is, but it's in a very rude place.






Amsterdam.
( wheelybird http://www.creativecraving.co.uk/shops/the-aviary, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:19, archived)

One of my favouritest places.

( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

By-the-way,
I know you like your porns. Did you hear about this?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7364475.stm
( wheelybird http://www.creativecraving.co.uk/shops/the-aviary, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:21, archived)

Right
An act which threatens or appears to threaten a person's life
An act which results in or appears to result in serious injury to a person's anus, breasts or genitals
An act which involves or appears to involve sexual interference with a human corpse

So that's several good films including Attenboroughdahling's classic 10 Rillington Place.

Cunts.
( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:23, archived)

As you can imagine
people in the BDSM community are really pissed off being being persecuted.

The law covers videos and images designed to be pornographic, so films and news reports are OK (according to the government). Images can include drawings.
Of course written fiction is exempt. So you could be arrested and put on the sex offenders register if you had a video of your girlfriend having her nipples pierced, but if you had a long detailed story about someone being tortured, raped and killed then that's fine (because it's not as morally corrupting as a video with actors).
( wheelybird http://www.creativecraving.co.uk/shops/the-aviary, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:32, archived)

I do remember reading about this a while back
It's sick.
( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:34, archived)

But
In Malaysia they are trying to pass a law to make it compulsory for women to experience orgasm during sex.
I have already applied for the job of cheif examiner.
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:44, archived)

What is it, just under 70% who can't orgasm through penetrative intercourse?
I swear it's near there.
( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:45, archived)

I heard something around that.
Made me rather smug.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:49, archived)

Are you male or female? (edit: aha, boy he is wubwubwub)
If she's able to come from penetration it's due to her physiology, not yours.

Or at least that's what I've heard. However if your cock vibrates and curves towards you at the tip then it's probably you.
( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:50, archived)

I had a little motor installed.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:51, archived)

BRUM

( Captain Wow it's only irony if you don't know what irony means, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:52, archived)

awww.
www.b3ta.com/board/8336985

i like this though, cuter :-)
( Agent Muu is walking to Ukraine... PLEASE see profile!, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:18, archived)

:D
woo!
(Ishamael and his missus said, "Zombie GOASTS, leave this place", Thu 1 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

Noice
Clicks
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

I have nothing to declare but
local.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Spang&sll=54.162434,-3.647461&sspn=13.066205,41.132813&ie=UTF8&z=15
(The Deeper Well watches your kids sleeping, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:28, archived)