Kill them all to death.

( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Thu 1 May 2008, 13:38, archived)

oh boy oh boy
TOAP TOAP
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

In this instance, TOAP can be justified in the case that a description regarding the noun given is in keeping with the compo.
Nah what ah mean chap, Innit?
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Thu 1 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

Novae, Shirley?
Far too true to be funny.
(A Vagabond IS NOW EXHIBITING HIS WORK. Profile for details, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

wayne cares
he really does
( McBadger currently 4 weeks into growing beardage, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

a whole generation
in need of destruction.
(LIMES, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:40, archived)

^this

( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:40, archived)

My violent suggestion.
I say shoot their kneecaps out, and then beat them repeatidly with a spiked baseball bat until they pass out, then piss on them and chuck over a railway bridge.
(cenaris Has a sore throat and isn't afraid to cough it up., Thu 1 May 2008, 13:40, archived)

sounds reasonable enough

( McBadger currently 4 weeks into growing beardage, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:41, archived)

Any excuse

( Raindance remembers The Seahorses, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:41, archived)

wan curs

( Tom O'Bedlam I've only got chewing gum in my futility belt, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

woo but

(k3b/-\b oh babydoll so much justice., Thu 1 May 2008, 13:47, archived)

I don't see this actually fulfilling the requirements of the challenge
That's not to say it's not accurate, just not challenge-y.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Thu 1 May 2008, 14:09, archived)