Apparently, it's what Austrian children are more often than we thought...



( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

ouch!
to hull with you!
=)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

Oh no.
*shakes head and hates self for pffting*
( Joliet will cunt you in the fuck on, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

Hahahaha!
Nice one...
sorry TJ...
I'm updating my CV..
Has anyone successfully put b3ta membership on a CV, and how?
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 1 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

My CV, outside interests (if I include that bit)
'......I am also a member of an online community for graphic artists, designers and retouchers, which is allowing me to expand my knowledge of image manipulation in a varied fashion at my leisure.'
( Captain Wow, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

re ham

But yes, I have. I've noted that I am a prominent member of B3ta.com, online community of graphic artists.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

Morning mister Hexy.

( Captain Wow, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

Hello gorgeous.
What's life doing for you today?
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

Sucking!
*hug*
( Captain Wow, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:56, archived)

mind if i steal that?

( Tom O'Bedlam I've only got chewing gum in my futility belt, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

Nah, go for it.

( Captain Wow, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

which one are you?
i'm guessing retoucher

fnar fnar
( Aphex The Mink the new Dr Who?, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

+a +s
Yup.
( Captain Wow, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

*countdown clock appears*
*thinks*

doo doo doo doo doodly de doo DOO

ARSETOUCHER!
( Aphex The Mink the new Dr Who?, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:55, archived)

YES!

( Captain Wow, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:56, archived)

WOO \o/
*grabs and kisses*
( Aphex The Mink the new Dr Who?, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

My word!

( Captain Wow, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

sorry
WOO \o/

*scans audience for mrs*
( Aphex The Mink the new Dr Who?, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

Hey, that's excellent
Mind if I plagiarise?
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 1 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

Of course.
If anyone needs anything translating into office speak, let me know.
( Captain Wow, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

Ah if only Pachey was here...
Maybe you could put something like:

"active member of a large web-based community"

keep it nice and vague like...
( Sonic James Doom is releasing an album for charity 12.11.08, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

plenty of photoshop experience
(if looking at the results of it counts as experience)
( Tom O'Bedlam I've only got chewing gum in my futility belt, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

Mmm
Photoshop appears somewhere in the job description I'm looking at.
I hope they won't wish to see my work :)
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 1 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

That's not funny! My mother was inbred!

or maybe it was just a yeast infection?
( Bert Monkeysex BOATBOATBOATBOATBOATBOATBOATBOATBOATBOATBOAT, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

oh crumbs :P

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

Crumbs?
No thanks, I'd rather have a whole meal
( Bert Monkeysex BOATBOATBOATBOATBOATBOATBOATBOATBOATBOATBOAT, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:55, archived)