Pedicure (n): Medical solution to people like Huntley

(Realised one of my fail pics would suffice rather than sifting through google for orchidectomy pics
( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

Hahaha
Castrate: Chop an actor's balls off when they ask for a pay rise.
( Afinkawan doesn't have enough space in his sig to write wha, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

Ooof
hahaha
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

Non-medical solution = a couple of housebricks...
BANG!!!

And the threat is gone.
( Sonic James Doom is releasing an album for charity 12.11.08, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

ouch
*promises never to mention massive heeds again*
( Aphex The Mink the new Dr Who?, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

Result!

( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

for a bit

( Aphex The Mink the new Dr Who?, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

*gets longbow*

( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

*puts on iron boxers*
( Aphex The Mink the new Dr Who?, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:05, archived)

*watches the metal dogs do what I trained them to*

( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

wow
how you did you teach them to play cards?
( Aphex The Mink the new Dr Who?, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:13, archived)

YEARS of very strict training
And a couple of ops to give them opposable thumbs
( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

hahahahahaha
woo's!!!
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

also see: arsery
he also might need shambolical after you've finished with him


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

cock tree? hahahaha

( Cockweasle Snarn, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:18, archived)