Make peace not war
Oh bugger - wrong comp...


(Drew Badly <fictional>, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)

Her tits really do give me the fear :(

( SexFace has probably nailed your missus., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)

eww
Yup - going south.
(Drew Badly <fictional>, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:27, archived)

Not sure they are necessarily going south
they are just shit tits. Some have them, some don't.
( Jay, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:31, archived)

oh and nice pic btw
i would lose that fight from the fear.
( Jay, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)

i said this and captain wow bitch slapped me like a bitch
it was GREAT **FWAP**
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)

I just think that lads are hardly one to comment
when you all have what appears to be a deflated baby turkey between your legs.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)

Yeah but some look weirder than others.
Just the same with tits. She has weird tits! I mean look at them!
( SexFace has probably nailed your missus., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:31, archived)

I've looked at plenty.
They're all different. Put it this way, I would rather play with a lovely soft pair of normal breasts with a bit of sag than ever again feel up two plastic ones.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)

too true

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)

i wouldn't
implants are fine
( mongychops, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)

having felt a friends mums they;re fine just not my thing

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:45, archived)

Sexface speaks the truth
so he does.
( Jay, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:34, archived)

I would never comment on what a mans penis looks like
to be fair. Unless it had a madly weird growth.

But I love tits, and I would comment on them at any opportunity :)

She has fucking shit tits!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:34, archived)

Nothing wrong with calling an odd cock an odd cock
or shit tits shit tits. I love tits. they are also a great conversation starter it appears.
( Jay, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)

Maybe I'm just a little more forgiving then, I don't know.
Why would you never comment on what a penis looks like?
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)

i am tempted to post my picture of my friends eadies blobesque cock here

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)

That'd be very naughty.
Not fair to show people others' willies without their permission. Do you have it?
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:42, archived)

not anymore, he said i wasnt allowed after the first time i posted it
:(
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:45, archived)

Bloody royal mail thefts.

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)

Let's see yours, then.

(Ishamael and his missus said, "Zombie GOASTS, leave this place", Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)

haven't you seen the various posts i've made of it before?

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)

Ah. I see.
I'll pass, thanks, and hereby acknowledge your winningness at posting your own cock. Well done you. I suppose.
(Ishamael and his missus said, "Zombie GOASTS, leave this place", Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

its down there v
if you wanna see it
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)

Like I said-- I'll, er, pass. Thank you.

(Ishamael and his missus said, "Zombie GOASTS, leave this place", Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)

There's more variation with tits than cocks, no?

( LimeyTreat - if she wasn't real you'd make her up, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)

In my experience, yes.
But I am prepared to be proved wrong.

Cocks out in the name of SCIENCE, lads.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)

well theres a real life compo for the bash in london...

( crazyjude is saving for a rainy day - STOP RAINING I'M SKINT, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)

YES.
You'd make a good objective judge.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)

i had that job when we had the
"whose got the biggest bollocks compo at my mates old pub"

the guy who was 6ft6 had the biggest out of about 15 i think. i also think i got so drunk i licked my mates testicle
( crazyjude is saving for a rainy day - STOP RAINING I'M SKINT, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)

Leonardo Di Caprio was in some movie yonks ago
chucking his clothes off a roof. Myself and my friends (I think we were in year 7, or thereabouts) spent about ten minutes trying to pause it in the right place. I seem to recall he had balls like a boy pig (not entirely sure if there's a word for that). Huge, they were.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)

what did you do with the other one

( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)

ran away i think

( crazyjude is saving for a rainy day - STOP RAINING I'M SKINT, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)

compo that

( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)

here we go
www.b3tards.com/u/8ab0bb4a1c692b155d22/freshly_peirced_bigger.jpg
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)

\o/
Is it just the foreskin that's pierced?
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)

yeah, i did have two but took one out, now im stretching that one
and waiting till i have enough money for my apaydavra
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

*below the belt piercing fives*
/had four scrotal and frenum done
( moohalaa, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)

**FIVES** good man
how long does it take to heal a scrotal?
i imagine a while
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)

Excellent work.
I was pierced in exotic areas but I took them all out and just didn't put them back in. Now my lip, my nostril and my ears are the only piercings left.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)

i wanna go into politics so im sticking to exotic places so i look respectable in a suit
i have no intention of ever removing my genital piercings but only time will tell
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)

Is it some kind of unwritten rule that you have to be into BDSM to go into politics or something?
"Welcome to the house of commons, here's a blindfold and an amyl nitrate laced orange."
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)

how did you know i was into such things?
hehe, it would seem likely
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)

A) you've talked about it before.
B) you've got a piece of steel going through your cock.

Now I'm not saying the two things are directly linked, but there's definately some overlap.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)

that looks very strange
i know its been a long time since i saw one but blimey...
( crazyjude is saving for a rainy day - STOP RAINING I'M SKINT, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)

lol post piercing foreskin swell
and flacciiiiid state
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)

Each to his own and all that
but that's a lot of hair. Reminds me of Mr Messy.
( Jay, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)

The things I did with that
looked like they were by Jackson Pollack
(boris the spider, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

I'd post a photo in the interests of science
but I shan't.
(boris the spider, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)

You sound just like
my podiatrist.
(Strikethrough bold italic underline, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

Maybe I am your podiatrist.

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)

I don't think so
but I have not seen all tits or all cocks. Everyone is different, in both appearance and tastes.
( Jay, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)

I bet my tits don't taste OR look like your cock.

( LimeyTreat - if she wasn't real you'd make her up, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)

:)
I'd take that bet.
( Jay, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)

I would offer my opinion here but I fear whatever I say would implicate me in some dim light.
However tits are more comparable to pectorals and male's chests than anything. And nether-regions to nether-regions. And neither gender's genitals are particularly appealing visually if you just look at them objectively, you can appreciate them when you take in all the experience, sight, smells and sensual data and what you associate them with.

But actually one looks like a bird regurgatating and the other like a melted french actor.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)

Oh my, now there's two analogies I wasn't expecting.
Good ones though.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

My point stands though, neither parts are particularly pleasant to look at without bringing what they actually represent into it.
Similarly there's the issue of people who like pre-op transexuals and their penises, but would find an exactly indentical penis on a man repellent.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)

I think vulvas can be quite pretty.

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

Again it's more association than anything.
It is only a bit of pink flesh, in fact it pretty much looks like half cooked chicken. And even the shape, there's not really anything inherently appealing about it.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)

I'd have to say that, in my opinion,
if breasts are considered genitals they are generally appealing looking at them in any way. But I am a man who likes them very much so I may be biased.
( Jay, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)

he's not that vain
*boom tish*
(thiswasmyclone, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)

that's a really severe piece of abuse to use in an final argument
"Your tits are really shit"
"Oh yeah, well, I fucked your best mate"
"HAHA, he said your tits are really shit too"

etc
( Discomeats STICK A BENA IN IT. (cement), Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)

sulu has tits and beaver?
no wonder he kept that a secret from c'pt kirk.
(Whiteweewee, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)

No.

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:47, archived)

I've haven't seen so much pubic since i discovered my dad's porn collection

( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

Some1 reporte him - thei're naked! O.O

(H.P. < no, it's not Helwett Packward, but it coud be =], Sat 26 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)