Bored

(robneymcplum, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

hhaha jesus
deep sea fishinglol
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

GLAD HE ATE HORSE.
I am scared of his wrists.
( Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

HOASE

( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

that's what I thought

( Cockweasle Snarn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

SUCK MY HOASE

( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

Now
I really hope there is not a Pr0n video of THAT !
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

WRIST FUCKING

( Cockweasle Snarn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

I'm glad someone else noticed the wrists

( Cockweasle Snarn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

What
Wrists ?
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)

( Cockweasle Snarn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

haha
I think he is just getting value for money from his tattoos.

They cost him 20 quid for some fucking tiny tattoos back when he was in his teens, and he wanted to make them bigger but only had money for food.
( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)

one of those 2p bazooka joe bubblegum tattoos. He's just not washed since the early 80's

( Cockweasle Snarn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)

Calf-ankle = cankle
arm-wrist = arist? hmm. doesn't quite work.
(The Alchemist thanking you in advance for your cooperation, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

I just call it a fatty arm

( Cockweasle Snarn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)

I call it parkhead-chic

( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

hahahaah
on closer inspection, that looks like a Rangers tattoo
( Cockweasle Snarn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

it does a wee bit
celtic tattoos tend to weep and look just like junkie trackmarks :)
( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)

Touché hahaha

( Cockweasle Snarn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

Hahaha
He's dead, of course
( The Coast of Yemen or "NAMBLA", Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

ha ha ha ha

( WHTRZ Corp has 670 cheeses in his database, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

is that Jesus?


ADDS: that Tshirt print is in A1 size. Cool
(waxdart - Now a "funny" stand-up. 7 gigs in a row., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

:)
horse house
( XLVII wants to crap in his bosses handbag, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

rofl
and now foods.
( thyrf as in turf, but not, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

woah!
8|
( JollyJack is bored and wants to go home, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

HELP!
I'M TRAPPED INSIDE A FAT MAN!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

There once was a nomad whose hut
Was made out of Big Daddy's gut
His friends said "Cor blimey!"
"This interior's slimy!"
And since then he's lived in a nut
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

There once was a viking whose hat
was made from a walrus's twat
His friends found it funny
When the twat went all runny
But they found it made good cooking-fat.
( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)

man, he's sitting around the house

( Discomeats STICK A BENA IN IT. (cement), Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

Red Hot N' Horse
/AC
( Wasp Box, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

I saw a big guy today with a t-shirt saying
I've beat anorexia :D
( prodigy69 ok Lady..love you..bye bye!!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

've b anorexia
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)

You are what you eat...
... and she clearly ate a fat person.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

That,
is Chris Leppard, a sufferer of Prader-Willie syndrome (or something like that)
he lived in Hastings, he died last year, and they had to actually get a crane to take him out of his house, and then drive him up north to a crematorium specifically designed for fatties.
i once saw him in the hospital i used to work in, he had the mental age of about 9 i think and his mother blamed his weight on this syndrome, however she would of course always feed him crisps and muffins when he was hungry...
www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=455109&in_page_id=1770

this has been my short (and true!) story of one fat fooker.....i'than'yooo
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

haahahaa
"I'm going to go to heaven to play for Arsenal. I'm going to date Anna Kournikova and feast on fry-ups for breakfast, macaroni cheese for lunch and steak and chips for dinner."

What the fuck is this crappy theology? Does heaven apparently provide Anna Kournikovas for people to date, or is he expecting her to die and then fancy him in heaven?
(The Alchemist thanking you in advance for your cooperation, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)

hahahahahahaha

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)

Crappy theology?
If they're providing Anna Kournikovas, it sounds better than the other theologies going around at the moment. Steak too. Where do I sign up?
(Richy_T is back on two wheels, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)

Christ that's one fat cunt
or is it several merged together?
( pobblepop needs more tea, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)

T-Shirt =
Attack of the 50ft (wide) woman
(Richy_T is back on two wheels, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)