I should be working. What should you lot be doing but arent?


Previous GlaDOS-iators
( We are the lemon IM NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

I should be either revising, or making lunch.
I'm doing neither, but my stomach will soon force my hand.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

Lunch is braw,
revision is not braw.

It is clear what you must do.
( We are the lemon IM NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

Yes it is.
I'll cook some of my notes.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

Getting hungry
so I'll second that.
( thyrf as in turf, but not, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

yaay! :)



( prodigy69 ok Lady..love you..bye bye!!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

thats amazing
i;m having my attempts at sleeping interrupted by people having sex. she's a big screamer. like, so much she sound like reaches being raped
( Tom O'Bedlam Why'm I so willin', to be the villain?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

Have you tried screaming back?
works 5/10 times...
( Sonic James Doom is releasing an album for charity 12.11.08, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

Especially if you put your mouth right up against the wall, start moaning.
And then shouting 'Louder, louder'.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

And shout,
"Come on Dave, hearing that couple next door is really making me hot"
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

"I DIDN'T THINK IT WENT IN.... OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!"
Their passion will soon be killed like a lacewing beneath the iron boot of filth.
( Sonic James Doom is releasing an album for charity 12.11.08, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

What a beautiful metaphor
for something so sordid.
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

I should really turn my literary skills on in the QOTW sometime...
just... not the Kids one...
( Sonic James Doom is releasing an album for charity 12.11.08, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

Haha.
I await it like an anxious person awaiting something which they look forward to.

/needs work.
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

*clicks*
I find clumsiness of language equally appealing... :)
( Sonic James Doom is releasing an album for charity 12.11.08, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

haha
shout at them not to stop as you are nearly there.
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

you want a screaming competition quahog? oh its on
aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm winning! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

i might try that next time. at the moment i'm too tired to move owt but a finger
( Tom O'Bedlam Why'm I so willin', to be the villain?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

:(
People are shit.

You should try the XKCD method.
( We are the lemon IM NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

Not having a punchline?

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

wassat?

( Tom O'Bedlam Why'm I so willin', to be the villain?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

A concave reflecting dish and a loud woman of your own.
I will dig you out a link to the comic.
( We are the lemon IM NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

here
xkcd.com/316/
( We are the lemon IM NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

thats ace :)

( Tom O'Bedlam Why'm I so willin', to be the villain?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

I found that
vomiting loudly against their door stops 99% of sexing noises...
( crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

I should be clearing out the house to make room for baby things
But nakedness is much more fun
( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

Please stop.
There's someone in the office loo and I'll burst if you keep this up...
( Sonic James Doom is releasing an album for charity 12.11.08, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

What, talking about me wandering around the house naked?
Don't worry, I have to go out in a bit.

May not bother to put on underwear first though....
( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

*fizzes*
*combusts*
( Sonic James Doom is releasing an album for charity 12.11.08, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

quite a lot of things
mostly unmentionable.
(k3b/-\b now wearing the giant hat of cleverness, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

I don't think I could ever get bored of Portal references.
I'm supposed to be returning two games to Blockbuster which I rented for free but now have combined fines of £20 :(
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

Should be on b3ta.
But have to do stone shifting.
I only wish it was the alcoholic type of Stones.

laters, y'all
( Mstandot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

Bye!
Stone shifting does not sound fun.
( We are the lemon IM NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

i should be having lunch
and infact that's what i am doing.

BBQ chicken and cheese in a mediteranian wrap.
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

Mexican Chickan Oval bite ftw!!

( prodigy69 ok Lady..love you..bye bye!!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

Pah.
New Orleans Chicken Soft Bite and a bottle of Ribena FTW!
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

I think I will plan a BBQ for later on today.

( We are the lemon IM NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

i am off to spain on saturday, where i plan to BBQ lots of meat in the sunshine
while drinking beer.
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

You lucky holidaying types.

( We are the lemon IM NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

I had a motherfucking iceland £1 for 6 sausage roll!
:/
( Discomeats STICK A BENA IN IT. (cement), Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

this was a triumph

( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

\o/

( Discomeats STICK A BENA IN IT. (cement), Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

^_^

( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

:D

( Discomeats STICK A BENA IN IT. (cement), Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

\o/
Morning Meats!
( We are the lemon IM NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

morning Lemons!
:D
( Discomeats STICK A BENA IN IT. (cement), Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

I should also be working but I'm not.
Huzzah! :D
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

Working...
but I'm so fucked opff with the position I've found myself in today, that I don't give a stuff.
( Joe Scaramanga mourning the death of his Archos, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

That doesnt sound too good.
*manhugs*
( We are the lemon IM NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

aww... thankies

( Joe Scaramanga mourning the death of his Archos, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)