New airport chaos...with added gladiatorial element.

'Ning all
( enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)

hahahahahah
/finally got luggage back after 24 days blog
( Dixon tha noo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)

did all the metal studs set off the detectors again?

( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)

I AM a metal stud.
Stop sniggering at the back.
( Dixon tha noo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)

*buffs*

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)

is that why you asked me to polish your helmet?

( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)

yes
yes it is
( Dixon tha noo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)

and i expect that's what your going to say to the judge as well isn't it.


[edit]also, 24 days, that is quite shocking fucking service. lucky for me i'm flying from cardiff this weekend, so they'll probably just try and sex my luggage.
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)

He knows he's better off keeping schtum
knah whatta mean?

edit: I didn't realise people actually flew from Cardiff :D
( Dixon tha noo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)

yes, however the selection of duty free isn't as good.
mind you it's got to be better then coventry airport, it's like a couple of sheds and a strip of tarmac.
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)

I thought you were quite sane!
Ohhh!!!! metal!!!
( Mstandot Boosh!!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)

ohhh youuuuu....

*feebly slaps chest*
( Dixon tha noo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)

Leave my extremely hairy chest alone!

( Mstandot Boosh!!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

myyyy
That's a deep shag alright
( Dixon tha noo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

!
!!
!!!
( Mstandot Boosh!!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

I'm sniggering behind your back...
arf.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)

I couldn't even get my luggage to check-in...

(a first draft kind of thing...)
( enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)

hehehe

( Dixon tha noo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)

hahaha
WOO! ready
YAY! ready
HOUPLA! Ready

*blows whistle*
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)

HAHAHAHA!
Fucking, WIN!

*clicks 'til her mouse can click no more*
( Joliet is a mean, green, mother from outer space, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)

hahaha
oh yeah!
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)

haha
:D
( XLVII, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)

Hahaha
'ningles all. Sorry TJ time. New Nuts images in my profile. This week with added Happy Toats, Proj69, and Joe Scaramanga.
( riverghost www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262552, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)

Whoever did the commode one can't spell commode

( Dixon tha noo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)

Yeah I got a spam email this morning offering me a free trial subscription to
Huge Mellons
( riverghost www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262552, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)

That's odd
A colleague just offered me a tictac with the flavour "fresh melons"

melon mind piss
( Dixon tha noo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)

Not flesh melon?:D

( riverghost www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262552, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)

Chinese imports may contain lead

( Dixon tha noo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)

that's all that's left of the dog...

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)

Actually talking of asian exports
My mate's missus is from Singapore and she likes nothing better than a can of melon milk!
( riverghost www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262552, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)

*shivers*
A trip around your local asian supermarket confirms that they eat alien foods
( Dixon tha noo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

I love my asian supermarket!
Kick the crap out of supermarkets pricewise!
( riverghost www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262552, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)

^this
good instant noodles for 20p? 10kgs of basmati rice for £11? oh yes
( Tom O'Bedlam My dad is bigger than your dad. Sing it., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)

YEah and they're the three sachets noodles with the oil and dried veges
Not fucking £1 super noodle shite and it's 60p for a pound of chilis not for four of them!
( riverghost www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262552, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)

thats the good shit.
i love going to them with me dad. one memorable occasion he picked up the round packs of noodlesa and exclaimed "look at that, they've made the round so don't have to break them in half to put them in the pan. say what you like about the damned chinee, they're bloody clever" (verbatim)
( Tom O'Bedlam My dad is bigger than your dad. Sing it., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)

haha i just got emailed the IS IT REAL? thing by my mum

( Tom O'Bedlam My dad is bigger than your dad. Sing it., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)

happytoats getting all the money

( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)

And the fame. Don't forget the lovely lovely fame.

( Dixon tha noo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)

I had the fame sticker album when I was a kid!

( riverghost www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262552, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)

I don't doubt it.

( Dixon tha noo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)

was Peter Beardsley in it?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)

Yeah
He must be up to about 300 so far, a while to go before he catches TGA though.
( riverghost www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262552, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)

*final part of payment arrived today* :)

( The Great Architect Looking forward to that there London!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)

DRINKS ARE ON TGA

( Dixon tha noo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)

after i've paid for the new drive shaft my car suddenly needs
/but yes, the london bash - for me at least - is being paid for solely by Nuts :)

there may be a few drinkies in it for people
( The Great Architect Looking forward to that there London!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

\o.

( Dixon tha noo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

Shesh
You must be a millionaire in Zimbabwe by know!
( riverghost www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262552, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)

I OWN Zimbabwe

( The Great Architect Looking forward to that there London!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

Erm no
I bought it for a quid last week.
( riverghost www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262552, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)

hazzar!
don;t forget to post a pic of the fabled cheque.
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

I have 3 :)
they've been very good have NUTS. Hopefully the start of something good.
All seems to be moving in the right direction now :)
( The Great Architect Looking forward to that there London!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)

How quickly do they produce the cheques?
I'm still waiting for last weeks. Do you have to email the invoices or post them?
( Barbarossa SAVE THE BANANA!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)

I emailed them, and I've had cheques through within 2 weeks.
/althoguh the first two were cheques for an image printed last year which has now been resolved, and they didn't come through until last week, but all that happened before the current dealings with NUTS.

I've had 3 images over the past 3 issues, and the cheque for them arrived this moring.

Shouldn't be long for you now :)
( The Great Architect Looking forward to that there London!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)

*prepares to intercept postman*
Well, you were right about the ipod, that came in exactly 28 days, so I expect you're right about this too :)
( Barbarossa SAVE THE BANANA!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)

generally, these things have to go through 2-3 diff. depts,
so it's highly likely to take 14- 28 days to get processed and through to you :)
( The Great Architect Looking forward to that there London!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)

And it must be one of those beeeeg ones!

( riverghost www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262552, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)

They didn't do the Carlos Tevez special page this week did they?
Maybe that'll be next week.
( Barbarossa SAVE THE BANANA!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)

Yes but maybe tomorrow I'll wanna settle down
Until tomorrow the who world is my home.
Dodo dodo, dodo dodo, dooooo
( riverghost www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262552, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)

*reaches for air rifle*

( Dixon tha noo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)

Oh you loved the programme when you were a min-dixon!

( riverghost www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262552, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

I think I did
As well as the Red Hand Gang
( Dixon tha noo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)

LALA LA LALALA LALA LA LAAAA LALA LA!
*glees*
I think it got banned in the US for communist conitations:P
( riverghost www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262552, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

pfft
Their loss! *jumps in the air*
( Dixon tha noo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)

*gets walkie talkie*

( riverghost www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262552, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)

hahahah superb

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)

hahahaha
this wins everything. And more!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)

fucking beautiful

( GrandmaOfShoes invariably egotistical., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)

hahaha! and arf!

( Mstandot Boosh!!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)

hahaha
this is some top hummus to start my day. well done.
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)

Haha!
Yes!
( SleeplessAndy, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)

Ooooh... nicely done!
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)

Woo
Yay to added gladiatorial elements
( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

great, great stuff :)

( The Great Architect Looking forward to that there London!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

fantastic

( - D - Four Foot Snake!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)

I was so in the middle of making one of these myself
when I saw this. Bastard. Woo.
( StickFigureNinja is diminishing in mass, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)

thought I'd better get in there early!
;)
( enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)

this is good!

( glubglub should be working on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

FP
win!
(Kingtoke, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)

"Travel-Later"
I love it!
( Xenctuary ~xenc., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)