First post....

(jon.ken is planning on working soon, honest, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

Please,
don't let a failure like this put you off from posting again in the future. Self-improvement is vital in this modern age.
( wheelybird http://www.creativecraving.co.uk/shops/the-aviary, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

Meeow!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

That's below....
:o)
( benkai No fatalities at work since, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

rofl

( KittyVomit about as funny as Johnathan Ross..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

Waits for animation...
...is disappointed.
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

IT IS....!

It's Tuesday already - yey, one day closer to the weekend!
( Wobbly Bloke ... is putting the Ale in Fail (oh bollox)....on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

hmmm
writing 'teh' instead of 'the' doesn't necessarily make is a good post
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

tihs is true

( Wobbly Bloke ... is putting the Ale in Fail (oh bollox)....on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

We all have to start somewhere C];0)


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)

Phwoar!!!!
I bet that tastes salty.
:D
( Wobbly Bloke ... is putting the Ale in Fail (oh bollox)....on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)

It works :o)
Don't be put off...
( benkai No fatalities at work since, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

You forgot to compo it
You can't win if you don't compo it.

...and please can I have my monday back?
( Barbarossa truly likes JJ's Sequential Art for the storyline, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)

...but please EDIT your original post.
Don't re-post it. Not unless you want to end up like stuart lubbock.
( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

Goddamn, I'm good.

( Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

zzzzzzzzzzzzing

( lordsaccharine getting married on Saturday :D, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

top shop
how did you do that in only 2 minutes?
Please share your skills with "teh" rest of us.
(broccoli holocaust, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)

Well, actually there's not TOO much skill invol-
...WAIT. YOU'RE BEING SARCASTIC, AREN'T YOU?
( Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

yes, but on closer examination
How did you get those lovely jpeg artifacts into a gif?
(broccoli holocaust, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

Because the posters image is jpeg?

( Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

yes yes yes
I'm sorry. I'll stop here because this is becoming far too silly.
(broccoli holocaust, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)

I don't like teh font

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)

i think it is alwhite

( Derek Monte oh no you di'int, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

Well the filesize is very good.
At least you got that correct.

Not quite hummusy enough though. Try harder next time with a better joke and don't be put off by nasty comments from regulars.

Welcome.
(Prequal My squirrel was his inspiration, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)

*hugs*


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)

Yay!
The day is, once again, fluffy!
( Joliet will cunt you in the fuck on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)

No worries
I aim to underwhelm
(jon.ken is planning on working soon, honest, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

Shop again!
Shop again! Can't be worse than anything I do! :OD
( Joliet will cunt you in the fuck on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

hello nooby person
read our faq, ignore those above - they probably don't laugh at lolcats, and teh wite album isn't that bad. Don't forget to reply in threads, b3ta's a scary place, and you do not want to seem snooty by never talking.

Now shop us a kitteh...
(k3b/-\b now wearing the giant hat of cleverness, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

Will do
Im not that fragile, just crap with paint...
(jon.ken is planning on working soon, honest, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

hehehehe
abandon paint my friend:
www.gimp.org
(k3b/-\b now wearing the giant hat of cleverness, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

^{well it made me laugh :p}
( tzambissamo I like current events, I think they're good..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

Just wanted to try out my new fail pic


actually don't think this is any worse than a lot of 'accepted' posts from regular contributers mesen.
( WiL Created for the BBC and chosen by Dave, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

Hahahaha!
Fekkin birds are always doing that at our office building. I was beginning to think I was starring in a remake of The Birds.

3
( Joliet will cunt you in the fuck on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

They're not bright are they?
Esp pigeons. And if the window ain't durty, it as after they've smacked into it!
( WiL Created for the BBC and chosen by Dave, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

Hahahaha!
That happened to one of our windows . . . there was a dead pigeon underneath it


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

Oh dear
and here was me thinking it was rather good becasue it was doodled there by a bored person

I'm not at my sharpest today, it's not my fault, I spent most of the day learning about bees :-s
( tzambissamo I like current events, I think they're good..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

I guess that rules out...
...blackbird singing in the dead of night as well.
(jon.ken is planning on working soon, honest, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

Don't be put off matey, I'm only ribbing you,
welcome to b3ta and good luck with the steep learning curve! :)
( WiL Created for the BBC and chosen by Dave, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

I clicked 'I like this' on your post.
If you'd been here for years everyone would have loved this post.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

^THAT^

( WiL Created for the BBC and chosen by Dave, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

Maybe next time...

(jon.ken is planning on working soon, honest, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

This is the inevitable climax of the current image challenge.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

Simple, well executed, nice.
The rest of you, your horses are too high.
(n@man, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)