I'm sorry

I really am
(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)

alvin stardust?

( mictoboy a whisper in a tornado, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)

Haha!
it fucking is, too.
( DogHorse qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

Yes please

(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

Starvin Marvin?

( riverghost this party's over, now get the faq out, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Funny wagoning there :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)

Goo goo g'joob
Christ, the beatles wrote some shit songs.
( DogHorse qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)

But then,
so did I
( DogHorse qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

hahahaha

( mictoboy a whisper in a tornado, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)

^
diggin a pony can fuck off

as can little piggies
( M3Essential Current Mood: Horny, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)

as well as octupus's garden and fucking number 9

( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)

aye, well said

*makes list*
( M3Essential Current Mood: Horny, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)

Coo-coo-ca-choo (or goo whatever it is, apparently. You know.)
I'm sorry to TJ, but I really am at the end of my tether- does anyone know their way around wireless and sorting it all out?
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

aaarrgh
*shoots self*

*hides from messy wireless*
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

It's evil.
I've had my new laptop now for 4 and a half hours and it's not met the internet at all yet.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

i'd offer to help
but whenever i fix my parents' i get a headache and end up wanting to kill them (imagine you're losing a monopoly game and you'll get the picture)
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

I always lose at monopoly
I'm too nice.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

why the fuck have you shown up NOW?
i'm just off to bed
( mictoboy a whisper in a tornado, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)

I've been trying to be technical!
Nighty night, lovely.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

did your router not come with an instruction book?

( mictoboy a whisper in a tornado, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

I have no idea.
Manwife set it up on this pooter and then.....I don't know. Ate the book?
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

bums
so your computer is recognising the router,
but you can't access the web?
( mictoboy a whisper in a tornado, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)

THIS computer is.
But not the new laptop. It can see it's there, but won't connect to it.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

It may sound silly,
but you are using the WEp key or whatever?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

Yes.
I've been typing in WEP keys for four bastard hours.

WHY ARE THEY SO LONG?!

*cries*
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Are you using Windows? What router are you using?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)

Yes, XP on both machines.
Tis a Netgear one, it says. It's white and rectangular and it's got a blue circle. Does that help?
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Is there a chance that youre trying to correct to the wrong router? They are common NetGear ones....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)

Nah, ours is named.

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)

fuck nkows
wang an ethernet cable up it's slot
( mictoboy a whisper in a tornado, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

Do I have one of them?

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)

yes

( mictoboy a whisper in a tornado, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)

What does it look like?
Ohhhh micto save me. Or go to bed.

Edit: manwife says yes, we do have one, but only one, and awwww bless look at the girl.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

at least one.

( Kamikaze Stoat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

Whassup?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)

It's a pig.

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)

Yes
I do!
What seems to be your problem?
(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)

It can see that the wireless is there
but won't connect to it.

Obviously this computer will, but then it's wired to it. And the Wii's never had a problem with it.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

What OS?
And its always a good idea to have the same make ariel as the router.
(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

arial?
Laptop?

Eh?

XP. I know that much. XP Pro I think.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

Right well nevermind
How many bars does it show for the connection?
(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)

All of them.
Lots of green ones in a line.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

Hmm
My intensive IT Technician training is coming in handy now.

Sounds like your router isnt allowing wireless connections. Wire your laptop to it, go into your browser and type 192.168.1.1, then fiddle with the settings in there.
(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)

But if it wasn't allowing wireless connections
wouldn't it block the wii?

I'm only asking now, I shall do that later but if I do that then this computer goes offline and I need to make sure I know what's going on.

Thanks so much for your help, by the way.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)

You could try disabling the security on the router
and seeing if it'll let you connect then.
Also, look for driver updates.
( Kamikaze Stoat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

Right.
I shall try that a bit later then. For a second though, I'm going to veg on here and be Captain Wow, internet cowbag and not Captain Wow, Shittest IT Tech Ever.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

Hmm
Bit of misreading there (once again the IT Training) thats intresting is that.

Have you tried turning it off and on again? *shifty eyes*
(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

:D yes, first thing I did.
Also third, fifth and most alternate numbers up to about 864th. Computers despise me.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

most have a dial to tune to different stations
some eve have a digital display nowadays
( M3Essential Current Mood: Horny, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

I saw one the other day in the shape
of a pig! I was most amused!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

come in hilversum

( mictoboy a whisper in a tornado, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)

My other half
used to live in a house called Hilversum
( DogHorse qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

cool

( mictoboy a whisper in a tornado, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

Ohh you are a cheeky boy.
Touch my arse etc.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)

cats!

( Agent Muu in dire need of philanthropy; PLEASE see profile!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

repost for compo

Not in a new thread... I hope everyone's o.k. with it.
(Onion Terror. posting 3 images a year, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

I don't :)
Apart from that bass, annoys the shit of me it does. Grr!
(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)

I know what you mean
He can't even hold it the right way round. ;)
(Onion Terror. posting 3 images a year, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

I know
Once I caught him playing one of these!
www.cantonrep.com/photos/2008/04/m_11mw_c3_gibson_0411.jpg
(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)