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[challenge entry] fcuk

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# mmmm chalk
:D
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# "No, Charlie"
"Charlie Chalk?"
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I MIGHT JUST GO OUT AND GET SOME DRUGS TO CELEBRATE THIS WONDERFUL OCCASION.
YES.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Get some Ketamine, watch that film with Van Damme and Dennis Rodman in it and try to work out the ending. we watched it 6 times and it made no sense whatsoever

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I got my hands on some mdma caps a couple of weeks ago
I might try and hunt some more of those down, they were great.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I AM ENVIOUS.
 
but I'll have a jolly old smoke tonight in your honour, cobber
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I'm actually having a hard time keeping my weed stocks at a respectable level.
I miss having a flatmate that bought it by the pound.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# hehheheh
yeah, I used to flat with a fella who grew up north.. cheap ounces, yay.
Of course, increased availability means increased consumption.

In retrospect that may have contributed to that six-month stint of unemployment
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# I knew a guy who would sell me half ounces of hash fifteen quid each
I've no idea where he got it, and it was fucking awful, but i was skint and willing
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Myself and my flatmate in 2nd year at uni
once got suckered into buying half an oxo cube wrapped in cling film for £15, the cunts must have legged it double quick because they were nowhere to be seen in the 30 seconds it took us to discover the fraud.

As we said afterwards, if it happens once then you can laugh about it. If it happens twice, you're an idiot.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# haha oh dear
a similar thing happened to my mates, a bloke came up to them in the street, offered them some skunk for 20 quid, then fucked off, leaving them with a bag of herbs de province. I think the same guy approached me outside their flat a week later and offered me the same deal, but i didn't have any money.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)
# NEVER BUY A PIG IN A POKE.
 
nor leaves in tinfoil, nor unidentified white powder.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Oh yes! For some reason, it's easier to get proper mdma than pills these days. It tastes rank but it gets you nicely fucked

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# ENVY: INCREASING

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Happy B3taday!

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I think if i was to try cocaine
I would be sneezing and snotting all over the shop, that wouldn't make me feel fcuking good. My new found arrogance would perhaps cause me to enjoy the fact that all of my fellow partgoers were covered in my mucus, however.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# hahahahahaha,
now thats why i've never touched the stuff!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I don't touch it because it seems that only utter shitecunts do it
and i don't consider myself to be a shitecunt. the above reasons are also a large factor.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)
# this is it
same with most drugs, to me they make people fucking unbearable fucking wankers...and i have no reason to do that to myself or subject anyone else to that sort of painfull annoyance.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
# true...
I think it manages to bring the shitecunt out in everyone who uses it regularly.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# One of my friends got into it through her then-boyfriend.
It was frightening how quickly she turned into an emotionally insecure, needy addict. I'm sure it doesn't affect everyone to the same extent, just everyone I've ever encountered who used it.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Yep.
The strange part is, that it isn't physically addictive at all. Just enormously psychologically so...
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
# That's why you don't want to try it?
Sneezing?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
# yes
i have a very sensitive nose.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)
# 'expensive' and 'shit' are good reasons too.

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)
# uncut (or relatively pure) is fine but it's hard to get and stupidly expensive over here.
 
I hear however in the UK it is largely the choice of shitecunts, yes
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# haha

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# yes
those are also major factors. that's something i certainly don't miss about my uni days. my mates were very much into a lot of drugs and i would go round fairly often to pick up a little weed. I went back to theirs after clubbing once and they were all doing coke and ketamine and were insufferable for me in my drunk, stoned and feeling sick state. I decided to decline next time i was asked back to theirs.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)