13: Parallel Future

( Peter Davison - I was once in Jonathan Creek, you know, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

nice pay off
shame about the comic

:-)
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all B F Shelton is FUCKING GOD, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

THIS COMIC IS BRILLIANT

( Peter Davison - I was once in Jonathan Creek, you know, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

well
I clicked.

this argument is too convincing.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all B F Shelton is FUCKING GOD, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

I'm not sure
that kinda looks like consent to me... are you sure it's not a discount Rapebot?
( Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)

The future can fuck right off.
In fact all passages of time and transient durations can, quite frankly, shit themselves inside out.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)

Is that a quote from "A Brief History of Time"?
It sounds like the sort of thing Hawking would say.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is fluff personified, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

Hah, it's funnier when you imagine it in his synthesised voice with its terrible pronunctiation.
I have to admit I was always impressed by 'A Brief History of Time' as it's possibly the only book whose name is liable to collapse under the weight of a metaphysical paradox.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)

Everything is funnier when you imagine it in his voice.
With the possible exception of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is fluff personified, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)

Even trying to not think about that is making my eyelashes spontaneously combust.
Also, does anyone get that thing where they can see perfectly fine but sort of get mental blotchiness, black patches or white noise all over their field of vision?
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)

Only when I'm about to have a migraine.
Temporal lobe epilepsy?
( The Hedgehog From Hell is fluff personified, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)

Nah, it's one of those things which aren't really there until you start staring at things intently.
Sort of like how if you are in a perfectly silent room for ages the silence gradually turns into an insensing buzzing or ringing sound.

Although to be honest it has probably not been helped by staring at reading a novel in plain black text on my monitor the entire day.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

RAPE TIME

( Shada grabbin' peels, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 1:24, archived)

RAPEBOTS ARE THE FUTURE!!!
Got a click from me.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

i hate the future. the future has depersonalised rape.

( postbear is broken, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)