*buys ticket*
*leaves sandwich crusts and coke cans in toaster's lungs*
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)

*splutters*

( Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)

see? SEE?
smoking has turned your lungs into a grot spot!
/ex-smoker rant
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)

I'm young and flexible. It'll be fine. 'cept for when I die.

( Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:30, archived)