Total E Harmony

( sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)

is that
a dildo in the cheek?

and surprise anal sex?
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

ear seks!

( Dances with Rabbits hello, is it me you're looking for?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)

ear cataracts?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

ear cataracts?
(thiswasmyclone, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)

ear cataracts?

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)

USE THE GEL
it relieves
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)

Ahhh
so that's what it's for!
( XLVII, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)

YOU ARE USING THE GEL?

( Sonic James Doom is releasing an album for charity 12.11.08, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)

I HAVE RUN OUT OF THE GEL
*aghasts*
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)

say what?

( Dances with Rabbits hello, is it me you're looking for?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)

Once you go black
you go deaf
( Joliet will cunt you in the fuck on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

WHAT WAS THAT?
ERIE SECTION?!?!

DO SPEAK UP
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)

I had a girlfirend who liked ear sex
every time I tried to put it in her mouth she'd turn her ear into it
(Stonkwood having a hard time giving up masturbation, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)

two weeks

( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

this^^

( glubglub should be working on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)

saw that on tv last week
good film
( Dances with Rabbits hello, is it me you're looking for?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

:D

( HappyToast Free XMas cards! www.lulu.com/content/4865723, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

always tricky, the love between a robot cab driver fixed to his taxi
and an explosive prosthetic head.

But they made it work. Bless them.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)

I sense an ITV1 sitcom in the making

( Joliet will cunt you in the fuck on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)

Don't tell me - Zoe Wannamaker
and Anton Rogers off of Fresh Fields
( Geoff the Clownfish -WHAT? She gonna look like wiv a chimbley on her?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

and Amanda Holden
as the lithe but superficially troubled daughter
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)

and Amanda Redmond
as the sex starved next door neighbour
( Joe Scaramanga mourning the death of his Archos, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)

it can't fail
how can ITV take months to come up with something like this when b3ta can do it in a matter of minutes?
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)

because, contrary to appearances,
all these actors have souls.
ITV executives must spend months alternating between threatening their first born, torturing them with pliers and leeches and occasionally stopping and stroking them warmly while murmuring "just one more season, one more and it can stop..." in a choking, smoke-laced whisper.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

That's the sexiest thing I've ever read.

(A Vagabond IS NOW EXHIBITING HIS WORK. Profile for details, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)

I've recently re-read all of TV go home
and it's affected my writing style more than a little.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)

I really detest her

( Geoff the Clownfish -WHAT? She gonna look like wiv a chimbley on her?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)

I'd detest her given half a chance
oh... wait... that's not right
( Joe Scaramanga mourning the death of his Archos, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)

empty the tests at her?

( Discomeats STICK A BENA IN IT. (cement), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

hahahahaha!

( Joe Scaramanga mourning the death of his Archos, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)

remember
les dennis has spunked on her tits.
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)

And Sophie Aldred
according to his book.

Lucky fucker. How does the millionaire TV funnyman do it?
( Joe Scaramanga mourning the death of his Archos, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)

:D

( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)

I think he died a while back

( HappyToast Free XMas cards! www.lulu.com/content/4865723, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)

It's hardly surprising
running around with all those younger women and that.
( Geoff the Clownfish -WHAT? She gonna look like wiv a chimbley on her?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)

their wacky neighbour could be
mutant-in-a-mutant leader Kuato
or a stereotyped black or gay man.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)

Who has dressed up as a woman as a joke,
but then the vicar pops in 'round for tea!
(A Vagabond IS NOW EXHIBITING HIS WORK. Profile for details, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)

Lawks-a-lordy
hilarity ensues
as Hale and Pace walk into the room and are instantly cut down by a storm of fully automatic gunfire into their pudgy, shit-dragging legs and arms. The remainder of the episode focuses on their faces as they are fucked to death in their arses and bullet wounds by unusually well-hung mars mutants.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)

while a Peter BLOODY Kay is forced to sing the national anthem in falsetto
over and over and over again while bound up with chicken wire and standing in a tin bath full of ice-cold water
(A Vagabond IS NOW EXHIBITING HIS WORK. Profile for details, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)

and a one-eyed man in sinister clown makeup
slowly forces an enormous, unlubricated cow-cock into the raw and bleeding anus of that shit-mouthed social-commentating fucktard Paul Fucking Ross.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)

i like this thread.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS. GET YOUR ASS TO MARS. GET YOUR ASS TO MARS. GET YOUR ASS TO MARS. GET YOUR ASS TO MARS. GET YOUR ASS TO MARS. GET YOUR ASS TO MARS. GET YOUR ASS TO MARS. GET YOUR ASS TO MARS.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)

Arnocorps by any chance?

( Aenesis, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)