Traffic Stopping Robot Titties


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(quoth_the_sparrow nevermore. Well maybe once more., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)

The internets says this is TITSORGTFO
01010100 01001001 01010100 01010011 01001111 01010010 01000111 01010100 01000110 01001111


Also, b3ta's not worked for me for a good 20 minutes. How odd. I've had to use barnesy but even that wasn't working for a bit.
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

unfforrettunnattelly
Im not fluent in binary, so I know no better. I will remember it the next time I am confronted by a breasted robot tho
(quoth_the_sparrow nevermore. Well maybe once more., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)

only 10 kinds of people understand binary....

( finnbar is not sure about anything anymore, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)

This
woman has some nasty eyes...
(mumified, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

shut up whingeing
woman and stroke my wobbly bits.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)

There is NO way to answer that
without looking like some lecherous lolita or getting a spanking, is there?
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

Did I ask for
commentary?

Hi Hunny. I'm in clarseoul mode ;)
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

Did I ask for permission?
If you want to stop me you'll have to try much harder than that.
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

haha 'stop me'
haha. fuck off ;)
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

I have a feeling it'd be impossible.

( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

There is no way to answer
that without looking like a pervy old git.
*succeeds*
( finnbar is not sure about anything anymore, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

Pervert? Pasanonic?
Why sir he's the very picture of mid-forties ettiquette in the bedroom. Lights out, brace yourself, tally ho.
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

seconds later: "I'm sorry, this has never happened to me before"

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)

I was referring to myself.
*Turns out lights and braces self*
( finnbar is not sure about anything anymore, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)

lights on,
attach braces and pray for morning more like ;)
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

*attaches braces*
Thith feelsh wrong. I can barwy schpeak.
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

wrong end you daft
bastard.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

Oh no, you can fuck off.
Not after last time with that cage thing. I almost lost a fallopian tube.
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

What?
can I help it if they printed the map upside down?
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

I still don't think involving that poor
chinese delivery lad was fair though. He could only have been about 18, and there was you in full threaten mode telling him to pretend to be Short Round.
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

hang on?
Susan, is that really you?
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

For a grand, yes.

( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

GINGER BALLS.

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

To the tune of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"?

( The Hedgehog From Hell &css=n, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

IT IS NOW.

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

HOT FUCKING YES!
or should that be 01001000010011110101010000100000010001100101010101000011010010110100100101001110010001110010000001011001010001010101001100100001?
( head-doctor loldogs, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)

Titties in a metal shell..
TITTY POWER!!!
(quoth_the_sparrow nevermore. Well maybe once more., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

Ah, how I wish I had an animated gif of that.
But I am a lazy fucker and will never do that.
( head-doctor loldogs, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

hips, tits, lips, POWER
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhxiewNTAEI
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)

That video reminds me of that Father Ted...
with that Irish pop star on a magazine with a sign that says "clit power". Gotta love it.
(quoth_the_sparrow nevermore. Well maybe once more., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

gotta love Lesley Rankine, too.

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

Is that the name of the lady in the clip...
or a synonym for putting women of a sapphic persuasion into order of preference? either way, I do.
(quoth_the_sparrow nevermore. Well maybe once more., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

the former.
 
see also: Ruby.
www.youtube.com/results?search_query=ruby+rankine
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)

101101010101011ten1010101011100eleven1000110101nought

( doph dresses are the t-shirts of giants, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

101

( head-doctor loldogs, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

5?

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

I'm not sure.
I was trying to spell "LOL" in leetspeek, but it's getting confusing.
( head-doctor loldogs, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

'there are 11 kinds of people: those who understand binary maths and those who do not'

( doph dresses are the t-shirts of giants, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)

*coughs*
10
( The Hedgehog From Hell &css=n, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

you are one of the people who understands binary, then.

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)

bollocks
always get that quote wrong. clearly i'm in the 'fail' category
( doph dresses are the t-shirts of giants, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

Don't feel bad
I am the son of a maths teacher. She would hunt me down and kill me if I got that wrong.
( The Hedgehog From Hell &css=n, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

parents, eh?
yeh. pff. and that was just the teachers (who were also parents).

My mum n step dad both work in special education, so when I often use the word retard they aren't too proud of me. And when finding downs people funny. They kind of frown on that too
( doph dresses are the t-shirts of giants, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

I thought you were just adding another layer of meaning to it.

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

no, no, no,
*is rarely capable of doing such things on purpose*. I always err on the side of fail

ps:
( doph dresses are the t-shirts of giants, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)

Why the huge pants?
Nothing wrong with huge pants, they are my best friends, but does a Robot (with no wobbly bits) really need them?
( Face is wearing a skirt, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

The advert was from a more innocent time [in the future]
where female robots were more classy, and didnt feel they had to keep their quad-core butt-cracks on display behind a thin strap of digital thong
(quoth_the_sparrow nevermore. Well maybe once more., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

Just sayin'
that if I was as 'tight' as that, I would be naked nearly all the time.
( Face is wearing a skirt, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

Like,
as tight as a robot?

I see a brave new world on the horizon, where we will all be as tight as robots.
(quoth_the_sparrow nevermore. Well maybe once more., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)

Perhaps not THAT hard
but all smooth and firm forever and ever would be mighty good.
( Face is wearing a skirt, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

Nanomachines
are where its at for that kind of thing. Theres just the small risk the entire structure of the body can get turned into grey goo. apparently.
(quoth_the_sparrow nevermore. Well maybe once more., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)