Gah! F**king in-game adverts!!!

( HappyToast Free XMas cards! www.lulu.com/content/4865723, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)

hehe

( noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)

pfft
only cos coca-cola is shit and ruins everything*

_{*ESPECIALLY whisky}
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)

Why spoil whiskey by adding coke?
People who do this should be burnt at the stake!
( Aenesis, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)

because they've taken in the "culture"
of asking for "a JD and coke please"...which actually makes JD taste worse


*_{no where near as bad as asking for a "SO-CO"...ask for that in my pub and you will be barred. FACT.}
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)

SO CO?
please dont say that this is scotch and coke
( caffeinefreak, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)

Southern Comfort
I think.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)

southern comfort and coke

( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

is that not a
So Co Co?
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

should be
but isn't oddly enough
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)

It improves a tot of Bells no end

( Joliet will cunt you in the fuck on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)

bells may be the most average of average
but it should NEVER be insulted by adding coke to it
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

Bells is horrid stuff (but when the company give you a bottle for Christmas you don't complain)
I'd rather be drinking Johnnie Walker or Jamesons.
( Joliet will cunt you in the fuck on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)

Bells should be added to the sink.....
its cooking scotch at best
( caffeinefreak, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)

whisky, never
'bourbon' all the time
( Dances with Rabbits hello, is it me you're looking for?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)

even then only "training" bourbon like Jim Beam white
a good sipping bourbon should be as is, or at a push over ice.
( caffeinefreak, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

If you want to buy whisky/bourbon/whiskey for the product go ahead.
If I want to buy a JD and coke it's because I want a JD and coke, and y'all can fuck off if you don't like it.

That said, if I ever see someone adding coke to Laphroaig I'll fucking kill them
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

I went to a stag do in the highlands last year and the hotel had a whisky room
all was going swimmingly until one of the heathens i was with asked for some lemonade in a 18year old single malt..... thought the barman was going to have him taken out and shot. (which of course would have been only fair)
( caffeinefreak, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

there's a Whisky shop recently opened in Oxford.
I love it.
Mainly because I went in and said "I'm looking for something for my flatmate's birthday."

the shop bloke thought hard for about 30 seconds, then gave an absolutely dead-pan reply.
"personally, I'd recommend whisky."
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

Hahahaha!
Superb.
(Prequal My squirrel was his inspiration, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

Haha

( mediocre lens flare ambassador, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)

Was this the shop owner?
www.sitcom.co.uk/men_badly/graphics/char_ken.jpg
( Dixon www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post316388, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)

nope
he's just a bloke in a shop. He's extraordinarily laid back and really likes whisky.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

this
x10⁹
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

Thisbillion?
Are you sure?
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

i was going for a this-trillion
but that's a little to much
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

fair enough
*buggers off to do some work*
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

^^^this
c3po needs a RROD on his chest too
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)

:D

( HappyToast Free XMas cards! www.lulu.com/content/4865723, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)

lovely stuff :)

( The Great Architect "Yakabakakas"!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)

I was very annoyed the other day.


I bought a DVD, as in purchased a retail version of a DVD. For money.

When I put it in the DVD player, it started playing trailers for other fillums. It wouldn't let me access the menu while they were playing, so I skipped past the first. Then there was another. I skipped past. There was another. I skipped past. There was another. I skipped past that. Then there was an actual fucking advert for fucking malteesers!
I'm livid about this; I've paid for that fillum, so I don't expect to be advertised at, and I certainly don't want the distributor to prevent me immediately playing the film.
( wheelybird http://www.creativecraving.co.uk/shops/the-aviary, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)

yup
and why is it that all the DVDs you buy have an anti piracy advert on, but the pirate DVDs your mate has doesn't? :D
( HappyToast Free XMas cards! www.lulu.com/content/4865723, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)

This is happening more often
What really grinds my gears are those film piracy adverts.

I've just bought this DVD on which you have placed a piracy ad. You're preaching to the converted! In fact, you're making me want to commit film piracy just so I don't have to see that bloody advert anymore!
( Joliet will cunt you in the fuck on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

YOU WOULDNT PUNCH AN OLD LADY AND THEN SHIT IN A POLICEMANS HELMET!

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

That's the thing
How would they know?!
( Joliet will cunt you in the fuck on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)

This whole digital media thing is fucked up.
It really is.

Everyone knows that DRM stuff is unfair on the customer, which is why Apple and that lot are scrapping it wherever possible. But it's still happing for films and the new on-demand TV stuff.

For example, as I use Linux at home and not windows, I find it impossible to legally buy digital media. They just won't sell it to me. "You need to have Windows" they say. Which means I would, to stay legal, have to buy an operating system for £100 or whatever, just in order to watch/ listen to downloaded media.

So I can't use these online on-demand rental systems and I can't catch up with the telly. Unless I download from bittorrent or something, which is supposedly illegal and makes my ISP do things to my traffic.
( wheelybird http://www.creativecraving.co.uk/shops/the-aviary, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

Who exactly says what exactly?

(_Felix practicing Somali for next year's TLAPD, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)

Exactly!

( wheelybird http://www.creativecraving.co.uk/shops/the-aviary, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

Righto.

(_Felix practicing Somali for next year's TLAPD, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

So did you rush out and buy some Maltesers, then?

( An Eagle in Your Mind so did Lipinski ever give you the hucklebuck?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

There's no such thing as bad publicity.
This is why representatives of maltesers are now waking people up in the middle of the night, in their bedrooms, with megaphones. It's proving very effective.
(_Felix practicing Somali for next year's TLAPD, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)

I bet they call them 'Malteser Geezers'.
BUY MORE MALTESERS YOU FUCKING PISSCRANES
( An Eagle in Your Mind so did Lipinski ever give you the hucklebuck?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

I haven't read the word "pisscranes" since TVgohome
are you secretly Charlie Brooker?
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

Yes. But not so secretly anymore.
It's my favourite word of all time and can be heard numerous times in my workplace as scorn is poured on fucktards. Of which there is a bountiful supply of.

I love them really.
( An Eagle in Your Mind so did Lipinski ever give you the hucklebuck?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

*poke*
If you're really Charlie Brooker, your stuff is ace. Well done.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

I love taking the credit for other people's work.
It makes me feel like my boss.
( An Eagle in Your Mind so did Lipinski ever give you the hucklebuck?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

I love masturbating
It makes me feel like I'm doing a sex with my own hands.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)

I love horses.
Sometimes I sit on them awkwardly 'til they go numb and feel like someone else's horses.
( An Eagle in Your Mind so did Lipinski ever give you the hucklebuck?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

Yes.
Then I ripped them and put them on bittorrent for the world to download for free! Ha ha ha ha etc.
( wheelybird http://www.creativecraving.co.uk/shops/the-aviary, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

*downloads*
*noms*


*is arrested*
( Fishcat Supercollider? I just met her!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

Ha ha, excellent.

( An Eagle in Your Mind so did Lipinski ever give you the hucklebuck?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)

this^
i agree, film companies are forcing me to download movies from the internet with this heavy handed advertising.
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

great!
=)
( enceladus is moving to Thailand - as they have another coup, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)

YES!
I likes this challenge already!
( XLVII, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)