honey moon if she was...
...unless she takes it up the arse
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
I mean, you wouldn't want to look at him while you do it, would you?
The things you'd do for
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
"The things you'd do for
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
Having "advertising" in the URL is gonna fall foul of a whole bunch of add block proxies.
You know.
Just sayin'.
If there's any mods on.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband number 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband number 2 was in software ; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband number 3 was from a Help Desk; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband number 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband number 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband number 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband number 7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband number 8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband number 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband number 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
i cant remember, what was it now?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)
ahead of sign off?! where's RG when you need him?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
I take it you've been saying ok each time
Or have they been printing all along and we stopped watching?!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
which they are now starting to do, but given the information we got yesterday, he has confirmed last weeks is ok for payment, so this weeks should be as well :)
/they were very very old and very very shoddy images though this week
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
