Ah, but do I buy the ethnic wooden shit
so that corporate division A gets extra funding, or do I buy the chrome-plated shit, so that corporate division B gets extra funding? Both divisions will have to inform me about their products to the best of their abilities to encourage me to make the right choice.
(_Felix "Jeder leckt sein Arsch für sich" -- Mozart, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 8:59, archived)