planet tesco


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(Beejster, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)

How do I make it bigger?
Edit : Jesus lurking Keegan.

Edit : Since you've posted so few messages, it's only fair to say that other than the jabba-like size of this post, it's very funny. So don't get disheartened.
( Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)

Ctrl+Plus

edit: cor, that actually works in Firefox 3. *makes the image more massive*
( Kamikaze Stoat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

ooh look at you
mister lah-de-daah pants and his firefox three
( Shada start calling everyone bro, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)

I've changed my mind about it.
It's now awesome.
( Kamikaze Stoat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)

just a beta at the moment isn't it?
I'll wait til it's proper out, like.
( Shada start calling everyone bro, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)

no
it can do many other websites as well as this one.


...I'm so sorry about that
(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)

That's no planet!
edit: INITIATE BIG THREAD!!!!
( Cockweasle The loveliest,loneliest shoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)

haha i laughed at a few things in that

( Shada start calling everyone bro, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

hahahahahah

( Cockweasle The loveliest,loneliest shoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

haha what, i really did
i guess it doesn't HAVE to be that big, but i don't give a shit when there's actually funny stuff in there :D
( Shada start calling everyone bro, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

oh, I really don't give a fuck either way

( Cockweasle The loveliest,loneliest shoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

TOO RIGHT
HIGH FIVE
( Shada start calling everyone bro, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

indeed
*HIGH FIVES*
( Cockweasle The loveliest,loneliest shoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)

INDIFFERENCE FIVE
 
DUDE DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING
( Rapitinui invisible go-kart on fire, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)

well. I don't mind if it's big or not funny but I would prefer it to be funny mostly

( Cockweasle The loveliest,loneliest shoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

Chortle.
Me too :) Where can I get a SkyCar?
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

hang on.
I'll be back when I have just installed a 3rd 32" monitor.


Somebody please say it so I don't have to be the bad guy all of the time.


oh fuck you then.

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

'ning pasanonic.

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)

^this^
'Ning you ginger! :)
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

Haha, some of those are rather good :D
But it is a bit lawwwj.
( MrPineapple dubl h8r, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

MORE LIKE YOU'RE A BIT BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

( Shada start calling everyone bro, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

I'm aww*HUGS*some

( MrPineapple dubl h8r, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

pfffft

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all twitter? I hardly knew her, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

hahaha
MY MOUSE SCROLLWHEEL IS ON FIRE
( Shada start calling everyone bro, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

 

 
( Rapitinui invisible go-kart on fire, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)

This is also fucking great
( Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)

congrats! on your 666th message

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all twitter? I hardly knew her, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)

Ah crap I missed it. I should have shopped something horribly wrong.
( Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)

:DDD

( Shada start calling everyone bro, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)

hahah

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all twitter? I hardly knew her, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)

I read that as JOMPY STOMPJOMP even though there's not even enough letters for me to misread it as such.
either way it's awesome.
( Shada start calling everyone bro, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

YES!

( Cockweasle The loveliest,loneliest shoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:11, archived)

www.flickr.com/photos/sparkleneely/2171300046/sizes/m/
( gronkpan, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)

YES!
 
though a part of me was hoping for ladyboys
( Rapitinui invisible go-kart on fire, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)

WOAH!

( Cockweasle The loveliest,loneliest shoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

:D

( Shada start calling everyone bro, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

I'LL HUFF AN' I'LL PUFF AN' I'LL SMOKE IT ALL DOWN.

( Rapitinui invisible go-kart on fire, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

Attach it to a dynamo and power Kent!

( Kamikaze Stoat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)

WHY DOES KENT NEED THE AWESOME POWER OF MY SCROLLWHEEL?
FRANKLY I'M GOING TO USE IT TO POWER MY ALLCAPS DEVICE
( Shada start calling everyone bro, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)

kryptonite

( Cockweasle The loveliest,loneliest shoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on b3ta.
( Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)

I thought my homepage changed itself to b3ta front page for a moment then.
Wooo!

Also big posts = tiny winky.
COMPENSATING?!!?
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

Pfft!
Good work.
( Kamikaze Stoat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

you stupid cunt
i'm hiding this, as i'm not in the mood.
( Dekionplexis 333 Brown envelopes, smiles and handshakes, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)

lol
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)

www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/message.htm?87:72:65:84:32:65:32:87:65:83:84:69:32:79:70:32:70:85:67:75:73:78:71:32:84:73:77:69:
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

WOW
THAT'S FUCKING HUGE.
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)

haha
that's certainly TESCO QUALITY but it is a bit of a large portion

which is unusual for tesco
( Discomeats This canoe is fucking shit!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)

I say old bean,
The missus and I were taking margaritas in the folly at the bottom of the back garden and couldn't quite read this. Any chance you could you make it a couple of pixels bigger to save her having to get out the field glasses?

Thanks muchly.
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)

Hahaha!
Can I save this for future use?
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)

But of course :)

(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)

Is "Taking margaritas in the folly" a euphamism?
( Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)

Yes.
It's the gentleman's way of saying "I was inserting a cheeky little finger up her wrong'un"
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)

TESCOPLANET.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 4:44, archived)

WAHEY!!!
that's my tattoo right there
I'm on the popular page by proxy
you obviously have taste and style
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed has nothing to say about Michael Jackson, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)

pffft
recognizes valentine card
( DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)