Not exactly an ad...
But I'm too tired to come up with anything good.

( BubaMan a good pun is its own reword, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

pfft
how dare they!
( MR. ALLERNO C'est woo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)

Nicely detailed
All the side columns too. Gets a click from me.
(Martin P - brand new username, same old shite, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)

Emm
My Katana is unlawful apparently, am I to unleash my wrath on a chav burglar with a common hammer? The shame of the scenario
( Jahled has a broken and bandaged toe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)

Crossbow the bugger
If you live in York and you maintain that you thought he was Scottish (Burberry looks a bit like tartan), you'll get away with it!
( BubaMan a good pun is its own reword, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

I saw a Jet Li movie where he fucked someone up with a pencil
can't remember what it was called, it was from when he was good.
( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

Steven Seagull killed someone with a credit-card.

(Paper 'n Pencil, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)

Seagal is a big fucking phoney.
Jet Li is real.
( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)

No! I base my whole life experience on that idea...
:(
(Paper 'n Pencil, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

well you'll have to change
I wouldn't brandish a credit card upon getting attacked by a chav. He'll kick your arse and buy 5 playstations and a case of 20-20 before you wake up.

Take a pencil out with you next time.
( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

*cough*
:P
(Paper 'n Pencil, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

THAT is woo
I shall learn this visaijstsu
( Jahled has a broken and bandaged toe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

Card-Fu Master (card)
sorry
( BubaMan a good pun is its own reword, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

I am perfecting hidden techniques right now
Woe to any scum
( Jahled has a broken and bandaged toe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

Vin Diesel killed someone with his teacup

( Shada grabbin' peels, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

so? van Damme knocked a snake unconscious.

( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)

yeah.

( Cockweasle, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

Arnold Schwartzenegger survived being on MARS without a goddamn spacesuit
he's literally so hard that he just fucking stands there and takes intense atmospheric pressure on the chin. and in the eyes.
( Shada grabbin' peels, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

( Cockweasle, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

SEE
HE'S A BEAST
( Shada grabbin' peels, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)

haha he looks like Max Headroom

( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

I find it hard to top that
but Dolph Lundgren probably has.
( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

He-Man in Vietnam , beating up Van Damme!
(uNiversal Soldier btw)
(Paper 'n Pencil, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)

Kiss of The Dragon?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz4-Ntfn3TU

Jet Li/Jackie Chan film out soon.
Looks sa-weeeeeeeeet.
( Dekionplexis VIII 2009: Watch America Burn - LOL!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

That's like the special ninja punch that a baddy does in Quincy.

( Cockweasle, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

Ah yeah, the Dim Mak.
You can't fool Quince though. Run those tests, Sam Fujiama!
(Paper 'n Pencil, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

I'm not sure
I think it happens at the start of whatever movie he's in and it's in some sort of classroom.

Lots of bone breakages, great stuff.
( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

I liked the bit in Grosse Point Blank when Cusack stabbed a guy in the neck with a pen.
 
I must get that on DVD
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

Cusak is probably the least tough guy in the world
but it's a good film.
( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

it's always the ones you least suspect.

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)

This is disgusting.
Next they'll outlaw Hover-boards.

DAMN President Culkin.
( Dekionplexis VIII 2009: Watch America Burn - LOL!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

Hahaha
MANURE? I HATE MANURE!
(Paper 'n Pencil, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

"There's something very familar about all this".
First person to make a real Hover-Board.

Billionare over night.

I'd buy ten, TEN I TELLS YA!
( Dekionplexis VIII 2009: Watch America Burn - LOL!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

Oooh, very dedicated, are you!
Good show.
(Paper 'n Pencil, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

:)

( Shada grabbin' peels, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)