he would
but of a different variety to those potato-based ones we currently eat
(OddGodHMK www.boringinternet.co.uk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)

Poh... tay... toe?

( Rico, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

this is a potato

(OddGodHMK www.boringinternet.co.uk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

you're a prick

( Cockweasle, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)

that's why your mum loves me

(OddGodHMK www.boringinternet.co.uk, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)