Simple, but to the point.

(Capitan can't speak. He's feeling a little hoarse., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

george is black.

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch: drink my milk, it is poison., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

How can you be certain?

( head-doctor doesn't like the new vauxhall logo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)

well maybe he's white.
i don't know.
(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch: drink my milk, it is poison., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

Sometimes you need to smack the set to get the pciture working.

( head-doctor doesn't like the new vauxhall logo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:24, archived)

Yes.
This is as true for cats as it is for sets.
(Fuiru imaginary-review.blogspot.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

WUT?

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)

Sometimes you need to smack the cat to get the pciture working.

(Fuiru imaginary-review.blogspot.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)

ah right.
 
my cat often finds he needs to smack me to get me working, too.
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)

Whiiiiiiiite lines..
Blow, away.
( Dekionplexis 322 Get it while you can - www.prisonplanet.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)

THAT MAKES ME WANT TO DO COKE

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

White..
WhiiiiiiIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite liiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIInesZZZZzzz
( Dekionplexis 322 Get it while you can - www.prisonplanet.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:26, archived)

THIS COFFEE JUST AIN'T DOIN' IT FOR ME.

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)

Get higher baby.

( Dekionplexis 322 Get it while you can - www.prisonplanet.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)

GET HIGHER, BABY.
 
dude, I'm not even smoking before work these days.
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:35, archived)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

White.

WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahite.

DO IT, DO IT, DO IT.
( Dekionplexis 322 Get it while you can - www.prisonplanet.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)

JUST DO IT

( Dekionplexis 322 Get it while you can - www.prisonplanet.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)

I'm at work, so that probably wouldn't be advisable, even if I had any.

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)

White.
Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhite.
( Dekionplexis 322 Get it while you can - www.prisonplanet.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)