Ning b3ta

(broccoli holocaust, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)

i want a brown one like all the other mothers on the estate.

( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)

A braaaan baaybeh?

( WiL Created for the BBC and chosen by Dave, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)

and i shall call him canoe

( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

I got in trouble for saying that once.
I was waiting in a queue with my slightly pikey but attractive female friend, and I was taking the piss out of her, saying she wanted a "brahn baby"... and in front of us in the queue was a white mum with a black baby who gave me the vilest look.

No sign of the father.
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

Wait outside her house till dark,
he'll be the one banging on her door at 2am
( WiL Created for the BBC and chosen by Dave, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

he can talk, i can laugh I CAN SINGGGGGGGG
..wait...
( Rappola is in love with Ruth Lorenzo, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)