This one didn't sell too well in the US

( Puromycin arresting the growth of trypanosomes on, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:32, archived)

Am i the only one who wants to nuke third world countries?

( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

*generic GEORGE W BUSH LOL joke*

( The Hedgehog From Hell is fluff personified, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)

i don't get how they have clean water for only £3 or whatever it is
yet if you want to dig a well in your back yard you have pay a tax on it, or if you want to divert x amount of gallons - bastards, and they lazer eye treatment from £395 where its like £2 for them... bastards this country sucks!
( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)

And then we get pressured into giving them more of our money
and it gets nicked by their government!
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/updates/, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)

Dont give it to their fucking government then you dick!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)

are you talking about paper round money?
or was it a royal we?
(Pob mk2, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)

Arf!
Well said Pob!

*Spits at Pob's screen*
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)

peh oh beh
:)
(Pob mk2, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)

pfffftthttthhhhhpllll.....gob!

( Tedmus, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)

i was lucky
I got that nickname when 3 of my mates came round my house after pub closing and found me watching a video of "pob's programme"
3 minutes earlier and i would've been called "Mr wanking like a bastard over a barely visible betamax porn"
doesn't have the same ring to it
(Pob mk2, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)

doesn't
fall off the lips like, unlike your probable expulsions.....
( Tedmus, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)

Hahahaha. Back "yard"?!?

( The Hedgehog From Hell is fluff personified, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)

I have a yard
and a garden
( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)

How?
Does your garden stretch across the Atlantic?

If so, can I have your garden please?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)

huh?
edit :
noun
1. the ground that immediately adjoins or surrounds a house, public building, or other structure.
( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)

I know,
Its just that we in England dont have "yards" genrally do we.

DO WE YOU ARSE! ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)

yes we do
you arsebiscuit
( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

do we?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)

yes
/sells gardening equipment
( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)

You mean Yardening equipment surely?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)

no?
now you're just being silly
( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)

Oh reallly?
*You're
*being
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)

look just because i'm slightly dsyxlexic
that is no reason to tease me
( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)

so is your username really skug?
:)
(Pob mk2, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)

yes

( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)

I'm not teasing you at all.

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)

It's probably more difficult for them to earn that £2 than it is for us to earn that £395

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)

yes but they didn't pay
they got it for free
( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)

Well I'd still rather be in our situation than theirs.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)

I do hope that you're not being serious.....

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)

i am

( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:45, archived)

Maybe you should take a look at, say, life expectancies around the globe before you decide 3rd world countries have it better.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

i never said they have it better
i said to nuke them
( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

Why?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)

to save money

( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)

Dont fucking give money to charities that support third world countries then!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)

i do not control the goverment

( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)

Have you ever heard of 'nuclear winter'?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)

yes
lets get it started
( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:52, archived)

environment.newscientist.com/channel/earth/dn11287-nuclear-winter-may-kill-more-than-a-nuclear-war.html
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)

Its the answer to global warming

(CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)

Have you priced up nukes recently?
Your entire thesis collapses.
( Mod Edit, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)

actually...
value for money...
( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:54, archived)

That's as may be...
but you're not saving money.
( Mod Edit, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)

couple of surplus SS20's
plus launchers

they grow on trees in eastern europe

could probably pick one up for a crate of beer, a horse and an accordian

:D

quality russian killing item :D
( Discomeats STICK A BENA IN IT. (cement), Fri 4 Apr 2008, 21:03, archived)

Have you priced up accordians recently?

( Mod Edit, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 21:07, archived)

meh
all I got to do is walk through town for 5 minutes

there'll be someone there with an accordian and a hat

I throw their hat in the river and in the ensuing chaos make off with their accordian

simple! :D
( Discomeats STICK A BENA IN IT. (cement), Fri 4 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)

Hurrah, we have a plan.
Let's nuke those people who were being talked about.
( Mod Edit, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)

yes! let's fling nukes about with gay abandon!
:D
( Discomeats STICK A BENA IN IT. (cement), Fri 4 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)

Really?
OK. The money that charities like the VSO give them dont go towards Laser Eye Surgery. They go towards glasses. Most of the glasses they have are donated. And most of the costs for them come from admin costs of sending said glasses around the world, and making sure the right prescriptions get to the right people.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)

charity... don't get me started on that crap either

( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)

I am gonna give you the benefit of the doubt
and assume that you are drunk.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)

I can assure you that i am not
i do not drink
( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)

OK.
You are simply a cock then.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 21:04, archived)

each to their own

( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)

Two words:
medical insurance.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is fluff personified, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)

my mate tried that
still cost him £3500
( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)

No, I mean
Americans pay for medical insurance.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is fluff personified, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

i think it was a russian
(if my memory serves me correct)
( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)

Oh right
you are obviously referring to a story I don't know about. You have link?
( The Hedgehog From Hell is fluff personified, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)

actually
no but i'm sure if you use the googles it'll pop up
( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)

Google for what, though? "Laser eye surgery"?
Can you narrow it down a bit for me?
( The Hedgehog From Hell is fluff personified, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)

"tits and arse"

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)

And...
...don't even get me started on the state of our dental services.
(theSHALROTH - now with 3.33% less teeths!!, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)

here in wales
emergency dental work took 7 days (my mums tooth broke last week)
( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)

It's fine in England...
...if you go private, I had an emergency treated about 2 1/2 years ago, but that was £40 for consultation and £45 for the actual emergency treatment. I had to go back a month later and fork out another £250 because it needed a root canal.

I've been fortunate tho, I work at a university that has a dentristy school, so I signed up when I went to the dental hospital for ANOTHER emergency about 18 months ago, and a couple of months later I got a letter saying they'd do all my dental treatment if I didn't mind it being done by supervised students.

My first dental student wasn't great - he tried over 6 visits to get another root canal done, which ultimately failed because there may have been another canal they couldn't spot on the xray - so I had to have it extracted. That didn't go well either, the poor lad on Oral Surgery wasn't strong enough to get the tooth out, and between him and his tutor (and three cartridges of lidocaine) all they managed to do was snap the crown off. I had to go back two days later to get the roots removed as well.

Happy to say though, a different student (Eleanor) took over from Giles, and she was marvellous! She gave me about 10 fillings, and I never felt anything more painful that a slight momentary jangle every now and then. She was able to solve the dark spots I had between my front teeth and she's discharged me as a patient (I just need one wisdom tooth extracting now).

I really hope she goes on to do well in private practise... and she was really, *really* beautiful too. The session after the one where my front teeth were fixed, I brought her a beanie baby as a thank you, and she said she'd never received a gift for doing that work before :)

The best part was though, this was all done for me at no cost because they were students, and each patient helps towards their results so it's in their own interests to do it well.

...sorry for rambling, I've had too many whiskeys and Portal is scrambling my brain.
(theSHALROTH - now with 3.33% less teeths!!, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)

Is America included for this week?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)

*thinks*
yes it is
( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)

*bombs his choice*

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)

But without them we'd have noone to exploit.
Where's the fun in that?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)

Out of interest,
did you see Johnny Congo?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)

Nope.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)

It was brillogs!
It was on Channel 4 this week and it was about a Norn Irish fella who was a mercenary for 40 years in the Congo. It was his last few weeks in a nursing home in Sussex afte rbeing forced out of the country!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)

exploit rich people

( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)

They have the money to protect themselves

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)

and that is where the fun begins

( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)

I once made a "future world map" where most of Africa was missing.
And the rest was full of so much radiation it was uninhabitable.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/updates/, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)

africa is not a poor country
it has a diamond and oil industry, the country is just poorly run
( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)

Well I did explain how it was because the USA missed their target

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/updates/, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)

Indeed, it's just been exploited for hundreds of years.
Africa, Ho! /thundercats.
(Paper 'n Pencil, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)

Yeah,
thats gonna happen to!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)

Only if it means they cook faster than in an conventional oven!

( riverghost 'avin' a banaaaana since, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)

yes it does
*fires the nuwcleawear wessels* doh thats a submarine...
( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)

Call it what you want
As long as you enjoy your bath time:P
( riverghost 'avin' a banaaaana since, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)

*splashes*

( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)

:D

( Puromycin arresting the growth of trypanosomes on, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)

No
I say we take off and nuke them from orbit.
( finnbar has finally reached 5000, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)

*sigh*
I wish
( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)

Arf!
Wouldnt you have rathered just do a Tesco Value flag? ;)

Also, you posted another new thread only 10 hours ago. You need to be careful, because a 15 year old cockferret is having a go at people posting too many new threads too often. He may criticise you for flooding the board.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

Name names.
Otherwise I will post 3 times a day! :)
( Puromycin arresting the growth of trypanosomes on, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)

I will not be drawn into naming names......
He is looking at the board presently though....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)

I bet it's Rob.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)

Rob?
I didn't realise that he was ony 15 (and a cockferret to boot)
/edit rubs thighs
( Puromycin arresting the growth of trypanosomes on, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)

He tries to hide those facts under waves of luxurious ginger hair.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:45, archived)

Nah
I reckon they would have a Shit name like Sam or William....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:45, archived)

I bet it's the only name on my ignore list
unless it's me, but I'm not 15.
( finnbar has finally reached 5000, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

whos that?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooo.
The board canna' take it Captain.
( Mod Edit, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)

*Invades third world country*
*steals dilithium crystal deposits*
*sells to board*
4) profits
( Puromycin arresting the growth of trypanosomes on, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)