I reckon
he's actually completely bald, and he just glues his super furry pubes on the top of his head.

Super Furry Pubes. Good name for a band...

EDIT: also, he appears to be turning into a klingon.
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

I agree
He hasn't even glued it on in the middle
( Dixon it's almost as if I give a shit, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

My missus' band were choosing a name a while back
and I came up with Tuck Fat, which I really liked and they seemed to too, but they've changed it now to some reference to the fact that two of them are in the police force.

I really fail to see how that is EVER a better choice, no matter how bad my suggestion was.
( Jessie © Eet niet de vissen, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

What is the new name?

( Dixon it's almost as if I give a shit, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

"the band with the 2 rozzers and a couple of others for show"
just doesn't roll off the tongue as well...
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

The Police

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

You'd think that beard is real too

( mediocre Many Bothans died giving you disinformation, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

have you not seen the simpsons episode?
where he takes his hair out and changes it to more suitable styles depending on the situation?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)