Here's my idea of a third world USB



...wait, you DID say USB, right?
( Evilscary the coffee-fueled star-spawn of Cthulhu, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
*click*
( Mrs Trellis Stampkat has all the stamps, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)

that's not housework

( Aphex The Mink still needs a job, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)

Shhh, don't tell anybody

( Mrs Trellis Stampkat has all the stamps, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)

oh
ok






everybody! mrs trellis isn't doing housework!
( Aphex The Mink still needs a job, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)

*spanks*

( Mrs Trellis Stampkat has all the stamps, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)

*Watches*
*films*
( Evilscary the coffee-fueled star-spawn of Cthulhu, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)

*films watches*

( Aphex The Mink still needs a job, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)

Buys film
Posts on xtube
Watch the points accumulate
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)

YAY \o/
i mean
ow
( Aphex The Mink still needs a job, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)

I can't believe that's not housework

( bilbobarneybobs better than theoriginalsteve at Forensic Gardening, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)

Shhh you ;)

( Mrs Trellis Stampkat has all the stamps, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)

Are you in a house?
Are you doing something (anything?)
Then that counts!
I bet the fridge is de frosting even as we speak
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)

I am in a house
Burglarising it
( Mrs Trellis Stampkat has all the stamps, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)

Can you get me video?

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)

it definitely requires elbow grease
at least i think that's elbow grease
( Aphex The Mink still needs a job, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)

any general lubricant will do
Tho as a friend discovered, never substitute apre facial scrub for vaseline
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)

Good morning, Mrs. Trellis, Good morning ev-ry-boh-dee


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - Is it the 17th yet!? - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)

Morning Dave

( Aphex The Mink still needs a job, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)

Good morning children
Now the most boring teacher in school is going to stand and lecture you for three quarters of an hour.

Oh, sorry, was that just my childhood?
( Mrs Trellis Stampkat has all the stamps, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)

We have a teacher like that.
Except I'm the only one who doesn't find her boring.
Wittering on about subjects that do politically interest me is better than writing for an hour, I say.
( ClanSoul is saving for a new PC, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)

We had a teacher who was obsessed with Hildegard of Bingen
Every time she had to take an assembly, you knew what you were going to get. By the time I hit sixth form, I knew the speech by heart.
( Mrs Trellis Stampkat has all the stamps, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)

Ooh Nuns
Loverly
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)

One teacher tells us that she's not going to tell us how stressful year 11 is going to be
on thr grounds that we're most likely sick and tired of hearing it.

She has said that more than we've heard how stressful it is. If ste says it once more, I think she's going to be attacked by over 200 15-16 year olds.
( ClanSoul is saving for a new PC, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)

yep
my teachers were all ace and we had classes outside
in the sunshine and we learned so much but it was
all fun
and they were the best days and *continues gibbering for ten minutes*
( Aphex The Mink still needs a job, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)

Good Morning Dave
*HAL 9000s*
( barryheadwound mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)

Morning!

( mediocre Many Bothans died giving you disinformation, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)

'Ello sir Hat

( Evilscary the coffee-fueled star-spawn of Cthulhu, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)

NING Dave

( Wobbly Bloke putting the War into awkwardness on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)

What - you mean....
Guaranteed good harvest AND 2 gig of memory?

*buys twelvety*

'ning sir
( barryheadwound mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)

Morning!
I am going to assume "if you are insouciant" meant "you just don't care"
( ClanSoul is saving for a new PC, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)

Assuming you replied to the wrong person
Yes
( Mrs Trellis Stampkat has all the stamps, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)

I am looking through God knows how much wet hair right now, just be glad I didn't hit "Post a new message"
And do I have to find all of your posts ever and click "I like this" or can I just tell you I like your sig?
( ClanSoul is saving for a new PC, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)

Just telling me you like it's good
Although it took you long enough....
( Mrs Trellis Stampkat has all the stamps, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)

How long have you had it?
I've only just noticed it.
( ClanSoul is saving for a new PC, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)

At least a few days

( Mrs Trellis Stampkat has all the stamps, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)

Oh, well as I said, I didn't notice :P

( ClanSoul is saving for a new PC, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)

I'd buy one
But then again, I'm a sucker :-p
( tzambissamo I like current events, I think they're good..., Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)