Thought I'd go for the obvious

(keepbritaintidy, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)

COMPO ENTRY
I took the precaution of not wasting a thread on this. Very considerate, I think you will all agree. SATIRE.
(Warrior_Librarian To Halliburton the spoils, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)

Needs more
'election rigging scandal'
( Afinkawan doesn't have enough space in his sig to write wha, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)