Bad to the Bone


Rookie error - she now be squished!
(CoggShugger Hand me the keys, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

Smaller filesize please, Mr. Nooby :)

( Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)

it's <230kb..

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)

and >50kb
edit: In other news:



US Supermarkets are funny
( Dixon www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post316388, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

*maths exam flashbacks*

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

I was crap at maths and my teacher had halitosis
I feel the 2 things are related
( Dixon www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post316388, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)

I was crap in maths as were all my teachers.
But my momma, she's a maths genius or whatever, so she refused to have me be shit- I got home schooling. For free. All the time. Constantly.

So much so that I was considering doing a degree in it (thank fuck I didn't.)
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

indeed
you might have become dull and uninteresting
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

Like...

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

people i know
who've done maths degrees.

but you didn't and you're not :D
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

My ma's bloody ace and she did several.
But then she's my ma, and thus better than everyone else.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

My mum's dead
so your mum probably is better
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

i don't know your ma
so wasn't including her in my analysis

there's always one interesting freak on maths degrees, normally identified by being in possession of a social life (nod)
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

She had that in great quantities
I don't think she was sober at all at uni.

Also, I'm going home.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

*snogs*
Goodnight, lovely!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock and would you tell her not to talk as if I died, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

Well avoided.
Maths looks like a horrible, horrible degree.
The maths in Physics was horrible enough.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

i've been doing maths all afternoon
well, stats... and for the last 2 hours.
( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

I got an A in A level stats.

( Master Of Turnips., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

A level stats is a piece of piss.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

these days
A level anything is a piece of piss!

badum
( Wasp Box, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

I know it is.
I also got a first in Maths for Physics 2 at Uni.
( Master Of Turnips., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

I don't think I did too well in my maths modules.
Luckily my physics made up for it.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

I'm doing stats on my experiment results for my phd
and i'm terribly bored with it, although it's almost finished so I'm procrastinating now.
( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

I feel your pain.
I find stats horribly confusing.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

it's no longer confusing, as I've done the stats
I'm just writing them up and it's highly boring.
( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

Ah right.
Did you manage to get a statistician to help, or did you have to wade through all that crap yourself?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

waded
help is frowned upon i think. it all makes sense and looks nice, but all the blah blah blah
F(1,19)= blah blah is annoying and i have to try not to constantly repeat myself, despite having to constantly repeat myself.
( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

Why don't you just use Matlab or Maple or something.

( Master Of Turnips., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

I used SAS
it's genius. A bit of programming language, then it read the results file and spits out all the stats, anovas and so on, so it could have been worse. I'm just moaning about the write-up, since i need to hand it in on monday.
( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)

I'm hoping to not have too much stats to do on my MSc project.
But I'll have shit loads of numbers to wade through, and so far I have no idea what I'll do with them.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)

I hate stats
Absolutely loathe them. Which is, of course, why I'ev ended up doing too much fucking statistics for the last four fucking years. I have *no* idea what I'm doing.
(boris the spider, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)

I was going to do pure maths.
then I thought '....don't be silly'.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

I have a friend who did pure maths
He can prove that 2 + 2 does not equal four
But he has to wear flip flops
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

Flip flops are excellent for spanking.

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

indeed
But he wears them cos he hasn't got the ability to tie shoe laces
also I prefer a plimsole if I'm doing any spanking
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

Flipflops for bare arse
Plimsole on jeans
( Dixon www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post316388, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

Rolled up magazine on jeans.
Right, now I really am off *hug* good to have you back love. See you all x
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

See you lovely
xxx hugs
( Dixon www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post316388, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)

I'm doing a physics degree at Uni,
I laugh at your maths woes.
( Master Of Turnips., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

Maths is cocking ace.
It's like Physics except with imaginary things which don't really exist.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

ALL maths has a purpose at at least some level.
It's all real.
( Master Of Turnips., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

Except the surreal numbers.
Which don't actually exist as they are made from imaginary units.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

Do any numbers exist?
/did a module in the metaphysics of maths blog
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

Well sort of.
You can count out a real number of items, or use them to establish quantity or distance.

4+3i Chestnuts on the other hand makes no sense whatsoever.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

You can have a number of items,
but you can't isolate a number.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

The imaginary unit felt fairly isolated, all the other numbers were off playing with their families.
But he had no real roots.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)

They could have tried to integrate him into the group.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)

I think we've been down this avenue before....

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)

All puns have been done on the internet.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)

According to Plato they exist in the 'World of Forms'
but generally speaking numbers are just concepts.

Can't experience the number three after all... can only apply it.
( Face is wearing a skirt, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)

I think my conclusion over the course was that they don't exist at all,
they're just a handy manmade construct.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)

So is a Sherman tank.
Isn't to say that it doesn't exist though.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)

I phrased it badly.
I mean made up by man to help explain the world.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)

So Physics doesn't exist either?
Einstein's special relativity was an explanation of how the universe interacts, so presumably it doesn't exist. Anyway i'm being facetious now.

Numbers are to objects what letters are to sounds. The numbers and letters as them self don't really mean much, but their link to sounds, words, quantities or distances gives them their meaning and conceptual value.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)

Physics exists as a system of equations and theories which happen to fit with reality.
It's just a way for us to explain what happens in the outside world.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

But surely Maths is just equations which explain the relationships between quantities and distances and areas and volumes.
Almost all known fields hinge on some vitally arbitrary measure, whether that be numbers or letters or words, both maths and physics could no doubt be rethought it completely different ways with nothing which even resembles numbers. But it would still be the same expression just using different measures.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)

Yes, that sounds about right.
You seem to be agreeing with me now that numbers are useful, but made-up things.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

Yes, but I'm in the camp that all known language, science and knowledge is an adequate representation of how we experience things.
But nonetheless is all made up. I don't think it's just numbers.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

Ok.
This is strange. I don't think I've agreed with anyone on b3ta before.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

That's probably because agreement is only the synchronisation of false concepts.
*nods gravely*
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)

^ this
where "reality" is "the brain's interpretation of the signals provided by the body's sensory apparatus"
( pzyko, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)

Ah, now we have philosophy of mind in the mix too.
That's a useful thing to know about, because it can undermine basically any argument.
I know I've pissed off a few people with it in the past.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)

God I love Solipsism.
Best thing ever.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)

I found I can't take 'real' Solipsists seriously
Anyone who doesn't believe in other people is possibly dangerous
( pzyko, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)

As a Solipsist I would take exception to that comment.
But i'm afraid I can't because you don't exist.


I think even the most hardened of Solipsists don't actually think that other people don't exist, because that would be a blatant assumption on par with god like faith. They can never be sure, and they can never really know if other people experience the same degree of consciousness they do, nor if anything they see or interact with is a real representation of reality.

I wouldn't say they are dangerous though, the philosophical types tend to be quite depressive and non influential in the greater scheme of things.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)

go and tell it to Descartes ;)
I'm quite fond of the solipsistic view myself, as long as one doesn't cross a certain border. It's always good to bear in mind that the world we perceive is literally virtual to an extent, but one should nonetheless accept it as 'reality' in everyday life.
( pzyko, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)

imaginary numbers aren't actually imaginary numbers,
they do exist... kinda...
( Master Of Turnips., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

I got tired with all the different differentiation/integration techniques.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8241911
( pzyko, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

I see nothing there
I assume I am ignoring whoever it is..

Who/what is it?
( Dixon www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post316388, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

Mongy.
Yes, yes, I'm going.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

Going where?

( Dixon www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post316388, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

Home!
Niiiiight!
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

Ah just saw :)
Niiiiiiiiiiiight!
( Dixon www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post316388, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)

Mongychops, saying "nice shop"
/always going for the cheap ones
ooooh, another ambiguity ;)
( pzyko, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)

also: Hi!
*rubs*
( pzyko, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)

Keep rubbing, I'm almost on fire ;)
Hullo
( Dixon www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post316388, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)

*frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrb*ewwwwwwwwwwwww
I see you're going to the London bash again. Have fun and don't talk too bad about the Germans :D
( pzyko, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)

My favouritist person in the world is German
I wouldn't dream of it ;)
( Dixon www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post316388, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)

Is it me?
/Manley
( pzyko, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

Ooh you and your second-hand platitudes
:P
( Dixon www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post316388, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)

MUHAHAHA

( mediocre lens flare ambassador, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

well done, you can count
it's still 4 times bigger than it ought to be
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

^ What that wise man said.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock and would you tell her not to talk as if I died, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

i was partially quoting
shooter mcgavin, but cheers ;)
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

Oh Really?..

( Uncle Gilmour still lives in a lazy fair laissez faire style on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock and would you tell her not to talk as if I died, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

Yes Dave
i was
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

Exactly.

( Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

Exactly

/on mobile tinternet blog
( McBadger currently 4 weeks into growing beardage, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

NOBODY MOVE
*checks filesize*


ARSEBISCUITS

thought we might have a decent newbie then. nevermind, here's hoping to next week
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)

the content was there
at least...
( onephilosophy It's not blasphemy if you don't believe, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

hence the arsebiscuits
and the checking of the filesize, it all seemed too good to be true
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

A tad large, mon ami...

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock and would you tell her not to talk as if I died, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)

needs more (a lot more) compression.
but otherwise: good.
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)

Mmmmmm, Condi!

excellently done, I don't care how many trilobytes you killed.
( Wasp Box, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)

that's really nicely done that, good stuff
/although, as Ttssattsr says above, maybe watch the size, or the wrath of b3ta will ensure... With cancer-ridden sausages and everything
( The Great Architect "Yakabakakas"!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)

THE SIIIIIZZZZEEEE!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!

edit* nice work tho! welcome to here
( onephilosophy It's not blasphemy if you don't believe, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)

nice shop

( mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

^

( M3Essential Current Mood: Horny, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

Hahahah
A slight tj: Does april fools' stuff end at noon? I have always been confused about this.
My family says it does, but I know others who say it doesn't.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/updates/, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

yes it does end at noon

( mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)

What timezone?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

GMT
the best of all the timezones
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

But but but,
it am summer time!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

it am
but GMT is still teh sex


military (including the US) never change their watches from GMT!!*


*may be true
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

GMT
It's the only timezone that counts.
( Wasp Box, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

GMT
The timezone of Kings
( Wasp Box, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

GMT
The Meanest of All the Timezones
( Wasp Box, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

i wouldn't go that far
it's fairly average on a scale of cruelty if you ask me
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

oooh, I hope you're in another timezone*
*other than BST or GMT will bite yer arse!
( Wasp Box, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

GMT
Not quite as bad as PMS
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/updates/, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

PMT

Fuck off!!
( prodigy69 ok Lady..love you..bye bye!!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

BST

( Ptortoise, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

THE FUCKING MOON

( pzyko, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

It should do, anyone who fools after that is the fool themselves
This seems to have been ignored, the same way as Easter is actually nothing to do with chocolate, and Christmas is nothing to do with an almighty piss up
( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

Oh ok.
I'm happy with that label as everyone will have forgotten by saturday.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/updates/, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

Doth my ears detect a late prank?

( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

Not at all.
But there's one in planning.
And it's a bit epic.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/updates/, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

save it til next year

(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

No.
Even then, I can't do it until the evening anyway.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/updates/, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

0001 1/3/09
a-ha
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

Ear cataracts?

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

yes it does

( Wasp Box, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

Along with pinch punch first of the month rights.
And I think they are also voided on April Fool's day, although I can't say i'm fully versed in the pointless social eccentricities of English society.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

Nice imagery, shame about the size*
*Sung to the tune of nice video, shame about the song
( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)

Nice legs, shame about the face

/80's flashback
( M3Essential Current Mood: Horny, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

*sighs*
If only that were true
( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

Nooooooooo! Don't you dare say that!
*hugs*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock and would you tell her not to talk as if I died, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
I'd be happy if anyone ever said I had nice legs. This will never happen.
( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

*ahem*
London bash, well the Sunday, anyhow, I'll trade you the penguin suit photos for a 'nice legs' compliment, how about that?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock and would you tell her not to talk as if I died, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

It wouldn't be true though
But I'll still go for the penguin suit pics :)
( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

Well, you'll have to work out something else to barter, then....
*winks archly*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock and would you tell her not to talk as if I died, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

*prepares to wear tighter t-shirt than previously planned*

( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

I say!
Sounds like a fine plan :D

Anyhow, I'm heading out now, so G'night m'dear!

*smooshes*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock and would you tell her not to talk as if I died, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)

That AND that beer I owe you
Night hon *smooshes*
( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)

You have nice legs
/never say never
( M3Essential Current Mood: Horny, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

LIES!!!!

( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

'tis a wee bit on the hefty side
but nice nonetheless.
also, tea-time! later all!
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

WHY ARE YOU EXPLODING THE INTERNETS?
Smaller filesize please.
(Green Spanner Is addicted to mint imperials, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

nicely done
But it is pretty huge!
( McBadger currently 4 weeks into growing beardage, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

:)

( pzyko, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

Also, in the news today....

(robotic Murder Suicide Ducks War, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)