Best one I heard was a lineout at Bath which was not straight and someone behind me shouted "oi ref I know a bloke called Susan who's straighter than that throw"
( The Twisted Omentum could have been a Judge but he never had the Latin, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)

haha
another favourite is "ahoy there ref, do you fancy sending any more of our players off? it might give Worcester a chance!"
( Tom O'Bedlam Recycle. Re-use. Reanimate., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)

Give Worcester their full name
Worcester-0
( The Twisted Omentum could have been a Judge but he never had the Latin, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)

hahaha

( Tom O'Bedlam Recycle. Re-use. Reanimate., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)